You know why I hate condoms?

No, it's not because you can't feel nothing. It's not because I'm trying to have another baby. It has nothing to do with any sexual thing at all. Weird, huh?

I hate condoms because my fiance' and I don't use them. Therefore, when I discover condoms anywhere around him I know what is going on. He's cheating! Since we don't use them then what use would we have for them except to be using them with someone else. I mean it's not rocket science. Evidentually, he doesn't want to be caught because when I questioned him why there were condoms in his glove box of his car. The only thing he said was my brother-in-law put them there to get me in trouble with you he thought it was funny.

I wouldn't buy that bullshit even if it was for sale half price at K-Mart. That is just stupid. What grown man would plant condoms on another grown man to get him in trouble with his girlfriend. I can't think of any.

So that is why I hate condoms. Because in my relationship when you see that blue wrapper with Lifestyle wrote on it then you know what is going on. It's like someone lights a fire inside of you. Your riding on the passenger side down the road. Then it's like what the fuck is this. You sling the condom up in his face. Waiting for an explaination and the only thing he can fucking think of is they were planted on him for comical reasons. I don't think so. Wrong answer!

So what to do now?

Well I think I might have a little bit of a plan. I'm letting this one ride because I figure we will be broke up by Sunday anyways. He wants to go to the bar Saturday night and I already told him no. He said he would go anyways, so I told him if he is willing to throw away four years of a relationship for one night at the bar then I didn't mean that much to him anyways. So that is all okay because when he goes to the bar then I'm going to never talk to him again. Then when I do answer the phone for him that one time the only thing I'm going to say is. Stop calling me, why don't you call that whore you've been fucking behind my back!!

Yes, I do know she is a whore. Because this is a small town and everyoen knows everyone elses business. So it's not like a secret that we are together. I'm very well known in the community so everyone knows that we have been together forever. So if anyone is sleeping with him they know I'm dating him. They just don't care! Oh well if they want to fuck him then they can watch is dirty drawers too.