I've had a ghost in my house from since I moved in. It didn't upset me I was happy for the company, but this ghost is so, anti-social. It was turning lights on and off in my bathroom. 
                    Now, I pay the fucking bills, ghosts don't generally work. It doesn't bring any money into the house, it doesn't even clean up! So, I had a big kick off at her(she feels like a her, possibly in her twenty's), I shouted for ages. "STOP TURNING MY LIGHTS ON AND OFF, ITS MY FUCKING HOUSE IF YOU WANA STAY YOU GOTA STOP PISS BALLING ABOUT WITH MY SHIT!" 
                  It all calmed down for awhile, I'm happy for her to stay. I've said its ok and believe she understud me. I said "you can stay if,
A: you don't fuck about with my shit.
B: stay out off my room.
C: sit and watch tv with me now and again. 
                  Well, its been ok for ages. I leave the tv on when I'm here typing away, but now the lights have started again. Whats her fucking problem? Seriously, she had it made. I tryed talking nicely to her this morning about it, I didn't get anything back. I think she was stroking my face last night too. I specifficaly told her to stay out of my room! I don't understand, mabe she wants a relationship. I'm not ready for that kind of commitment, especialy with a ghost.