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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away............
You might think if you have read some of my early blogs/posts (what ever you want to call 'um) that I had a fetish for shop girls. I don't think I do. I do know one thing: I realy am vain, I realy like me so much it stops me from seeing the bueaty in others.
Cutting to the chase, because it is a chase. What I am cutting I have no idea. I find I like to read other peoples posts/blogs or blogs/posts. Why do so many people cut themselves? I sort of understand so no need to answer that. You know I read it all if I left a comment, other wise like some people have done to mine I leave a number as a view.
Yer sorry, shop girls. So I went to the shop. I bought some beer and ciggy's (ciggarettes us translation). I know you shouldn't smoke. Talk (just for the us) to the hand! I do lots of exercise so its kind of Yin and Yan. This was not today, today I did overtime. How little I got paid for this! I can't believe how little I earn! I might set up shop again, I know its no the greatest idea but I'm struggling as a normal person.
Sorry shop girl yes. So, I got me, me beers and smokes. I was walking out, and one of the girls who I knew worked there. We had comments passed between us before. She was standing near the exit, all done up in her glad rags (us translation: going out clothes), obviously going out. She looked pretty good, she didn't usually. So, I asked "are you going out tonight?". She said "men, men are all bastards!"
To anyone else this may have been the time to run away. To me this was a opotunity, so, I asked what had gone on. Stupid? Well, she said "I was going out but now my boyfriend has decided he wanted to go out with his mates and we have split up(thats all I needed to listen to the rest was): blah blah blah blah" with me occationaly saying "realy thats terrible".
So, I took her for a drink. It was nice we had a dance, I showed her a good time like I knew her 'reasently ex boyfriend' would not. It was nice, we got on well. At he end of the night or morning as some people call it, she came back to my house. We had more drinks, we kissed. I let her take the lead, we went up stairs.
She was quite aggressive, that was fun. Anyway, shouldn't kiss and tell. I gave her a good seeing to as any real gentle man would. We went through my version of the karma sutra, and she was a happy bunny indeed. I might see her again, but not to often.
And thats how I ended up crossing back to the light side of the force. Thank you for reading if you did please leave a comment so I know you did actually read it.
Her name was Alice, but was me who followed the Rabbit!
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Posted by yadokta on 2008-05-24 18:44:46 | Rating: | Views: 115
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Hey Y - read this post - love your frankness - you got lucky huh? No actually I think Alice got lucky... :)
Love your opening ... A long time ago ... LOL
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Posted by EasyToSay
on 2008-05-24 19:11:22
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Thank you easytosay I didn't realise I was frank.
thank you luckyluci, I didn't think anyone thought I was funny. Are you lucky?
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Posted by yadokta
on 2008-05-25 10:23:53
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good for you. I'm lucky on wednesdays
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Posted by yadokta
on 2008-05-26 07:22:37
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yes evey other day everyone else gets lucky:p
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Posted by yadokta
on 2008-05-26 17:43:00
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