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It has come to my attention that alot of people were talking about Halloween and have no knowledge of November 5th in the UK.
Here it is explained quickly! There was a time in England when the Catholics were taxed more than protestants. They were upset about this but payed them anyway. They needed a hero! Some people who could change things and stand up for them.
So, a couple of rich catholics got together and planned to put a shit load of gunpowder under the houses of parliment! The gunpowder plot was created, the first terrorists were born. They recruited a man called Gido Fawlkes who had been fighting somewhere in the north of Europe for the Catholic Church who enjoyed killing people and forcing Christian values on people.
Luckly, the English being an intelligent lot knew what was going down. The King sent his men down to the underneath of parliment and caught Gido Fawlkes with a shit load of gunpowder. A shit load is more than a Big pile and about a big pile less than a fucking big pile. So, it would have killed everyone in parliment, which would have been ok nowerdays. But the idea was to kill them all and put a Catholic King in power.
Anyway some details are missing. They caught Gido Fawlkes who they gave a good racking too in the tower, when he finnally confessed he was so fucked up he wrote his name Guy Fawlkes. Thats where you get Guy from! So then they killed him in a theatrical way and hunted down the rest of them who were pretty stupid, one of them blinded himself with the gunpowder for their guns because they tried to dry it next to the fire.
Now every 5 November kids make a man out of stuff, we call it a Guy and ask for money outside shops. "Penny for a guy?" they we all start burning shit on the 5th and set off fireworks to remember the catholic terrorist attempt. Lots of times the firebrigade are called people get all kinds of burns and just enjoy making the biggest bonfire ever dispite what the concil or police say! Burn the Catholic!!!
Bonfire night explained.
Ya Dokta:)xx
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Posted by yadokta on 2009-11-03 16:04:37 | Rating: | Views: 75
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