I see a tinkle run down my leg
So I force it towards my head
Aim towards my mouth
As if I'm hunting
Lay on my side
Drips in my belly button
Theres a pool
My belly's jumping
My ass and floor are now humping
Fall down upon my neck
The piss jumps up
Falls on my chin
I try not to move
If I do
It will drip in the groove
Of my lips
Then further south
And then straight in my mouth
Oh...there it goes
Ew...! Tastes like orange
Green tea mixture with spaghetti
A pinch of peaches
this taste I wasnt ready
But I swallowed instead of spat
Laid my body flat against the mat
Body laying ever so flat
Until my ass went and took a shat
A shit, a poo...A dookie to you
Now I'm a few inches off the floor
For some reason my dick is aching to soar
Nasty? Let's see if I could get a tad bit more...
I push my waist down to the rug
The sides of my pants now giving a tug
The poo escaping out the waistline
And leaving then reentering back into the crack of my behind
I roll over because it feels weird
Then my eyes begin to tear
So much poo...my pants begin to shear
Wide open; my mouth
I start to hear
A sickenning "quee"
But the sounds not coming from me
It was a fart
The dookie starts to part
Ways with my pants
Finally hits the rug
Then my family walks in like...
"What the fuck?!!!!"
ahaha