How I cant believe just how much this blunt is digusting
It sends a bitter taste-chased by strawberry
Althought, it doesnt taste like it's stale
It has me at the point to hurl
Possibility of a dry warm mouth since the weed inside has me gone down south
It's the last of the plant that can make you pout to a place on this page where you would have forgotten what you were once talking about
For my head is spinning and I have to pee
Which means my dick is tingling and the toilet is what I need to see
But, as I rise from my seat a gurgle goes off in my stomache
Felt such a heaviness on my feet and quite a load in my buttocks
So, if your imagination cannot see I now have to poo as well as pee
I grab a hold of my balls as it sometimes helps me keep it all from leaking in my jeans
If I didnt it'd look like I shat out a spleen
Hey! I can imagine it: All bloody and possibly green
Pants now find themselves wrapped around my knees
I waddle through the hallway
Gripped are my balls! Trying not to fall!
As I take a hard flop on the toilet seat
Nothing on my feet? Might I add they are quite dirty
Gritting are my teeth
Am I shitting a newborn?
Cant remember the last time I had corn...
My legs fly high to the sky
Quick to grab my dick to keep the urine in the toilet
Since I had forgot I had to go
Who am I to remember to know?
Clean up my mess
Try to get dressed
My dick is so hard...
Masterbate! Masterbate!
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