A tax inspector decided to investigate religion, he first went to the Bishop and asked, 'What do you do with all the leftover wax from the candles you burn??' 'We collect it and send it back to the candle makers who give us a few candles in return..'he said.

Next he goes to the Pope, 'What do you do with  all the crumbs from the wafers after Holy Communion...? The Pope replied, 'We send them back to the wafer makers who give us a few extra in return...'

Lastly he goes to the Rabii and askes him what he does with all the bits of left over skin after doing a 'snip'. The Rabii replies. 'We collect them all and send them to the tax office who then send out pricks like you'.... BOOM, BOOM,