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Stair Lift
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Hi all, I'm over the moon, I had a phone call this morning telling me I will be having a stair lift installed next week, thank heaven for The British Legion. If any of you want a go it will cost 20p a go... All I want now is a 20 year old Danish maid...
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Posted on: 2007-09-05 09:28:59 |
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How Little Boy's Are Born
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A little boy goes to his father and asks
"Daddy, how was I born?" The father
answers: "Well son, I guess one day
you will need to find out anyway! Your
Mom and I first got together in a chat
room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date
via e-mail with your Mom and we met......Read More
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Posted on: 2007-09-08 09:16:31 |
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OLDUNS ARE SO STUPID
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Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the
company who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had
been installed a whole year ago and that I had never paid for them yet.......Read More
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Posted on: 2007-09-14 10:16:18 |
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Terrorists
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I'm over 60 and the Armed Forces say I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 35 to join the military.)
They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18 year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit......Read More
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Posted on: 2007-09-23 09:28:45 |
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Boring
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My surname is Bradbury and our family crest is a shield with 3 'buckles' on it which implies our family made buckles at some time or other, it's not very exciting so I thought you could help me to write a more macho past. i.e. our family saved a king from being killed by a hit man and evryone......Read More
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Posted on: 2007-09-26 10:15:08 |
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Tax Inspector
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A tax inspector decided to investigate religion, he first went to the Bishop and asked, 'What do you do with all the leftover wax from the candles you burn??' 'We collect it and send it back to the candle makers who give us a few candles in return..'he said.
Next he goes to the Pope,......Read More
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Posted on: 2007-09-30 13:27:04 |
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