Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose......Read More
Barbie was on holiday in Darwin because she craved a pair of genuine crocodile leather shoes. Once she saw the price she just about died and yelled at the shopkeeper "Maybe I'll go out and catch my own croc!!
The shopkeeper grinned and said, "Sure Mate, you go out and grab......Read More
An Irishman was on board a plane waiting to take off to Dublin when a rumour began amongst the passengers that the Pope was going to be on the same flight. The Irishman was a staunch Catholic who revered the Pope and he was thrilled and amazed when the Holy Father sat down right next to him. He......Read More
4 nuns go out for the weekend. On returning they all have to go and confess their sins. The first nun goes into the confessional and says "Bless me father for I have sinned. I touched a penis with this finger."You are forgiven." says the priest " Just swirl your finger in the......Read More
Did you hear about the Irishman who lost his licence to practice medicine because he had sex with some of his patients??? Shame really, he was the best vet in the county....
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