your mommas so fat, when she turns over in bed she burns her arse on the light bulb

hmmm....now this creative..

PS: howdy

Oh yeah?

Your momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

=)

LMAO!

Your mum's like a mobile phone, first she was Virgin now she's pay as you go.

Your momma's so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

scores 2-2

wintersong with the slight lead...

phat somewhere on the leftfield..

I wish you'd take me to the army with you. That's all.

your mamma so dumb, when she went to court and the judge said ORDER she said burger and fries!!

Your mumma is like a double decker bus, 40p to get on top

*grabs her popcorn and sits back with feet up*

Me too!!!! LMAO

Your momma's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!

That's just mean. Lol

HA HA HA HA HA Thats the best yet !!!!

Your mummas so fat, after I fucked her, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch!

I know where you got that joke from! It was on a movie... Nutty Professor or something! That was so funny!

Your mummas so fat and ugly, she uses bacon fat as lip-gloss

Your momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at YOUR MUM.
Josh Billings

Your momma's so fat she's got more "chins" than a Chinese phone book!

Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!

Your moma is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered and thrown back down the alley.

Your momma's so stupid when she hears it's chilly outside she gets a bowl.

Your mumma's so dumb and ugly, that when your dad suggested doggy style she curled over and licked her balls.

Your momma's so old she knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.

Fuck ....... I've run out ........ cant think

Do you admit defeat?

Your mums so fat and old, before god said let their be light, he said move ya fat arse bitch

No! I was enjoying the show! And I still have popcorn left..

Yo mums so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs

Your mumma is so fat she got baptised at Seaworld :-P WORD!

Lex xoxo

Your momma's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads: "One at a time, please."

Your mumma's so ugly she makes onions cry ;-P

AND you smell.

Lex xoxo

Oh yeah? Looks like we have a new contender..


It took your momma 10 tries to get her drivers license ... she couldn't get used to the front seat!

Your mums so fat, her blood type is bacon and eggs

Your mums so fat, after my dog bit her, t died of cholesterol.

Your momma's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Hmmmmmmmmm I smell victory !!!!

I beg to differ, sir.


Your momma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

You beg to differ, like your mum begs at McDonalds!

Your mums like railway tracks, she gets laid all over the country

Your momma's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Your mums so fat, she uses pillow cases as socks

Your momma's so nasty she made Right Guard turn left.

I'm laughing so hard!

But you know what's funnier? Your mumma is so fat her belly button has an echo ;-P

Lex xoxo

Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Ha ha ha ha ha Lex

Your mums so fat, when the bitch walks in stillettos, she strikes oil

Your momma's so ugly, they've hired her to outsource scarecrows.

Ha ha ha ha ha

Your mums seen more helmets than hitler

Your mums so fat, she has to wipe her arse with the sheet

I love the smell of your mum in the morning, its the smell, of VICTORY

You momma's so old, she owes Jesus $20.

It ain't over 'til the fat lady, er.. your momma sings. =)

Don't look now, but we've shot up the Popular List. Hahaha.

Don't look now, but we've shot up the Popular List. Hahaha. - Like I shot up your mum ?

Your mums so fat, when she went for the part of Jabba the Hutt, Stephen Speilberg said, 'your to fat bitch!'

Phat, I have to apologize for talking about your momma... I don't even know the man.

Your mums so fat, to fuck the bitch, first I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!

OMG! Hilarious, extremely entertaining :D

You liked that momma joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as your momma was last night =)

Your mums so fat, when she farted she blew the wheels off your house.

Ya Pikey!

Your mums so fat, her clothes come it three sizes, Huge, marquie and circus tent

Your momma's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.

Once you hear the details of victory in YOUR MUM, it is hard to distinguish it from a defeat.
Jean-Paul Sartre

Your momma is so greasy, her freckles slipped off.

Your mums so fat, when she was lying on the beach, Greenpeace tried to drag her back in

Your momma's so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as the New World.

Your mums so ugly, you have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her

Your momma's so ugly, she's a stunt double for the Predator.

Your mum has so many gaps in her teeth, she could eat an apple through a tennis racket

Your momma's so nasty, I was talking to her over the computer and got a virus.

Your mum has had more people up her than the M4 to Bristol!

Your momma's so fat, every time she passes in front of the TV, I miss a season of Friends.

Your mums so fat, when she takes a shit, she has to flush three times

Your momma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.

I'm out ........ I cant think of any more ....... Wait

INCINERATION!

I AM THE INSULT MASTER!

Nup ......... Cant think of anymore ........ You win

Well, it was good while it lasted. Maybe after I get a little sleep, we'll have more participation from others. =)

I wasin stitches all the way.

Yo mamma's nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Your mums so fat, when she wipes her arse, she does in different time zones

Yo mamma's so nasty, a skunk smelled her and passed out.

**Sarah peaceful queen of dark slopes off haha**.

Interesting tho....

OK I cant resist..

Sara Flings a nasty mud pie at your red face then runs :P.

Yo Mamma is so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Would love to stay and do this, but it's dinner time I eat at 18h00. Never before that or after 18h30. And after that I'm going to bed. You know I go to bed before 20h00. I'll make fun of your mamma in the morning.

One last one before I go: Yo Mamma is so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't make out with her.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

lmao @ your first one Trodd!

~ Thunders In ~

Boys,
This is Yo Momma!!

lmtlsao

Two fries short of a happy meal this post!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Those colores are no good unless you are operating. So, whose sheets are you playing in. Oh, you must be working on the plumbing for construction. Oh, I know. You must be waving the anvil the train to the hammer. Waving the Flag.

Quenching the HOT coals of the ground!

Boys, I believe you forgot the classic "when you were born the doctor slapped yo mama" ;)

Your mums so filthy, she keeps ice in her knickers to keep her crabs fresh

Your momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Uour mums so fat, she went for a swim in the ocean, the whales started to sing, 'We are family, all my brothers this fat bitch and me!'

Your mums so fat, doctors have to use a shovel for a pap smear

Your momma's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!

Your mums so ugly, I heard she met your dad at the pound

God I love having mates ....

Your momma's so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!

Your mums so fat, she uses sheep as tampons

Your momma's so fat, she jumped in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Your mums glasses are so thick, she can even see your dick!

Your momma's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!

Your mums like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.

Your momma's so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl!

There are a terrible lot of lies going about YOUR MUM, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
Winston Churchill

Your mums like a fridge, every one sticks there meat in her

My mates from OZ are on line ....... You dont stand a chance buddy

Your momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund!

Your mums like a shotgun, 2 cocks and shes ready to blow



Whats that I hear on the horizon ........ That my friend is the sound of victory!

Your momma's so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain!

Your mums so fat, she sweats gravy

Your momma's so fat, when it was raining she used the freeway as a slip and slide!

Wow you have more stamina than Mike Tyson !!!!!

Like your mum !!!

Your momma's so fat when she steps on a scale it says "I want you weight not your phone number!"

Your mums so fat, when she bends over, Australia enters Daylight Saving Time.

Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Your mums so fat, she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make Minute Rice.

Your mums so fat, when I tell her to haul ass, the bitch gotta make two trips.

Your momma's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking!

Ha ha ha ha ha ......

Your mums so fat, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

Your momma's so fat she cant jump to conclusions!

Your mums so skanky, she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet!

Your mums so fat, she shows up on radar.

Your mums so fat, she's once, twice, three times a lady.

Your momma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for a whole day looking at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

Your mums so fat, when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

Your mums so fat, everytime she orders from McDonalds, 40 acres of rainforest is chopped down.

Your mums so fat, she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, the bitch wasn't kidding!

Your mums so fat, the bitch even deep fries her toothpaste.

Your mums so fat, she's half Scottish, half Irish and half American

Your mums so fat, when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room

Oh dear ........ I cant do any more captain ....... Thats all that I got!

Your mums so fat, that even Richard Simmons can't stop laughing

Your Mom so fat, she uses a tramps mattress for a maxipad

Your mums so fat, if you look through the Hubble you can see Venus, Neptune, pluto, and... Your mum!


Oh fuck me ...... I cant do any more .......... Like your mum!

Your mums so fat, she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she see food, she ate it!

Your mums so poor, that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

Your momma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said "What's new?"

Your mums so skanky, that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.

Your mums so fat, she sweats butter, syrup, jam and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forhead

Your momma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.

Do you hear something mate? Yeah I recognise that sound, thats the sound of your mum singing!

~ you guys are crazy ! :P ~

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.

Good one. Hahahahahahahahaha.

Your mums so fat, she got arrested at the airport with 10kg of crack, arse crack that is

Your mums so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Your Mum is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Whats wrong mate, ya seem to be falling behind a bit there, ya just dont know when to give up do ya .......... Like your mum!

Your mums is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for a snack pack

Your Mums so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook

Your mums so skanky, shes like a bowling shoe, you dont know whos been in her

your mums so fat, her cereal bowl came with a life guard

Oh come on mate ......... Admit defeat yet!

I AM THE GREATEST!!!!!!

Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee, I fucked your mum, now it hurts when I pee!

OMG this was hilarious!!!
I officially like you already Wintersong!:D

For.... Being funny with Phattie.:)xxx

Oh come on Chilly, WS is a light weight!

your mums so fat, even her picture weighs twenty kilo.

Your mums so fat, not even jesus could lift her spirit

Your mums so fat, she rents shade.

Ya see WS ....... I am an insurmountable challenge my friend!

Like your mum!

Considering you admitted defeat twice already?

Ahhhhhh ya see that was all part of the game plan whipper snapper!

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. -Winston Churchill-

Yo mamma is so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.

Your mums armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got a hippy in a headlock

Yo Mamma is so dumb, she read all these insults and thought it was about her!

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard SHAGGING YOUR MUM may be; for without victory there is no survival.%u201D - Winston Churchill

YOUR MUM !!!

YOUR ALL NUTS STARK BONKING MAD!!!!!.

LMAO off for real! Phat you are awsome! Wintersong you rock too! Best blog ever! (maybe) Still LMAO! Bookmarked for sure! *****

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU GUYS ARE F'NG CRAZY! :P TALKING ABOUT MOMMA'S!!! PER SHAME! :D HA!!!!!! oh god I must go pee..!!!! before I... well............ NEVER MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!

Phat, it is now official : You are not a gent anymore in my eyes. Just so you know.


:)

I am a gent, just ask your mum

I did but your mom had a mouthful so she couldn't answer me. =)

We will fight this out later. And sweet talking won't help you Long Legs.

I cannot slander the fine name of a ladies mother. As a gent I am.

No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies
Mark Twain

Phat was never a gent. That's why he's so cool. He seems like he'd be awesome to hit the bars up with.

Soooooo Soldier, do you admit defeat

[It is inevitable that some defeat will enter even the most victorious life. The human spirit is never finished when it is defeated...it is finished when it surrenders.]
Ben Stein

Oh ....... 1 more

Your mums so fat, When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Estimate! ha ha!

I'm laughint so hard I'm having a rough time typing.

Both of your mama's are soo fat and ugly when they went to the zoo people were screaming that the hippos got out.

Peace, Love, and a pocketful of Sunshine.
~~ASP

Your mums so fat, your avatar is her lettin' one rip!

Actually doll it's a picture of what happens every time your dumb momma tries to have a thought.

He called me doll, your a genius mate, but after I filmed your dad, some dirty pikey russian potato farmer fucking the bitch, I can see where you get it from!


Your mums arse crack is so hairy, she has dreadlocks like wind chimes, every time she farts, she plays a tune.

D3

This was sooooooooooooo what was needed here!!!! THANKS GUYS!!!!! :):):):)

SHE can you believe this :P hehe love ME!

LMAO, oh and I thought I had heard them all...


Thanks for the giggles guys and gals xoxoox

Phat, your momma's fat.

'nuff said.

The greatness of a man's power is the measure of his surrender.
-William Booth-

Fucking hell Cory, 850 views, thats how many happy meals your mum eats a week!

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850? I thought that was the measure of your Momma's waist. My bad.