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In case of a Zombie Apocalypse
How to stop them
95% of all known zombies can be stopped by decapitaion or destorying the brain. Aim your desperate, improvised weapon at the head and neck. Use cation wear gloves, goggles, and saftey mask if you have one.
DO NOT SPLIT UP
Someone will get kiled, turned into a zombie and the next person to see them will go, "Oh, its my friend, I'll just turn my back and OH GOD WHY IS HE EATING MY BRAIN?!"
DO NOT USE FIRE
The only thing worse than having undead hordes trying to eat your brain is undead hordes trying to eat your brain ON FIRE.
Where to go
Do not go to Walmart that is were everyone else is going if you want to be crowded with a bunch of infected people in Walmart. Go to the first hill billy place you can find they have eough guns for world war 3 and they don't have any brains to eat.
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Posted by whiteshadow on 2008-02-09 13:35:25 | Rating: | Views: 121
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oh man....
this is totally useful, thank you!
we are always having zombie outbreaks around my area...maybe we can compare notes some time.
;)
cheers!
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Posted by badlydrawnstickman
on 2008-02-09 13:43:49
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Live people might try going to Marie Callendar's. Throwing pies in their faces might greatly confuse them. It could take at least 20 minutes for them to pick up the scent of live flesh again.
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Posted by QuickHitGondolin
on 2008-02-10 03:57:52
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