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 How to kill a zombie Part 2
The lesson here for today is how to taunt your undead opponent. Taunting the zombie serves two purposes. It is reasonable to assume that average person, when faced with a daunting task of extermating the undead, will have a condierable amount of fear. This is unavoidable. Taunting boosts the confidence of the zombie render by instilling a false sense of security in their inadequate combat abilities. This newfound confidence can help increase adrenaline flow therefore strength. It is similar to yelling at a cockroach as you kill it. Taunting also provokes the zombie to make the first move, which is necessary when combat skills are not above average, especially with a short range weapon. By nature humans do much better in a defensive situation, this combined with the below average combat skills of a zombie means that your rate of survival is much higher when defending against a zombie. Taunt (tont) taunt-ed, taunt-ing, taunts 1. To reproach in a mocking, insulting, or contemptuous manner. See Synonyms at ridicule. 2. To drive or incite (a person*) by taunting. Popular Taunts "Yo, she-bitch, Let's Go!" "Who wants some?" "Come to papa." "Come Get some." * Or Zombie
    Posted by whiteshadow on 2008-02-10 15:12:49 | Rating: | Views: 39
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