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Successfully killing a zombie is a complicated and dangerous undertaking which requires immeasurable courage and copious attention to detail. Every step is important and subtle nuances make the activity more of an art than a surival skill. What sets zombies apart from other undead minions is the complete destruction of the corspe required to prevent their reanimation.
Today's lesson 1. Find a weapon
Locating a weapon is the most imporatant task in defeating the undead. Zombies are perhaps the most easily destoryed unholy abonanations of the earth, since thier disposal does not require unique armaments as vampires and werewolves do.
a Shotgun or firearm is the overwhelmingly best weapon for dispsing of the undead, esecially for beginners, although blades, pointy objects, and blunt objects are also very good choices, and also more readily available in the case of sudden zombie outbreak.
Despite various rumours, fire is not the best weapon. With it little distance and wieght will be a factor in your demise. Even though fire scares zombies it is not for small groups of zombies, they may become more deadlier than before.
That was todays How to kill a zombie lesson
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