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Snappy answers to stupid questions
There is a GREAT part of MAD magazine which sparked a few books that were collections of the segements of the magaizine titled that.
Today I read a post on here about a young girl asking her mother about when they were going to have the talk about sex.  It reminded me of when my mom gave me the talk...she walked into their bedroom where I was watching TV sitting at the end of the bed and asked me :
"Do you have any questions about what your father and I do in here?"

I just said no at the time and she stated I had an open door to ask anything should I have one later.

But I would love to have that chance back today so I could make a real great, funny , witty, maybe inappropriate answer:
What is dad's favorite position?
What is yours?
Spit or swallow?

What is the one question you hate when you are asked, that you would love give a snappy answer to?


Posted by whiteknight on 2008-02-28 20:07:41 | Rating: n/a | Views: 66


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Posted by
Gwatlan
on 2008-02-28 20:39:57
 
Wow, I thought I was the only mother who talked about sex to her son. But somehow, I talked to my son more of responsibility like for exp: "To date a girl is not just for having sex with her".Or "if he makes a girl pregnant, he has to be responsible", etc. So it is more of moral issues.

You are right, today's kids know what to do when the are much younger:) Imagine what your mother's reaction would have been.LOL
 
 

Posted by
Hollis
on 2008-02-28 21:02:55
 
My one hated question is when the hubby and I try to sneak away for some quiet time of romance, and our youngest says...'WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING IN THERE?"....I usually say...
'JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON THE BED"...
I hate when he ask.....
 
 

Posted by
whiteknight
on 2008-02-28 21:25:49
 
Gwatlan:My fathers did that end of things, but more about choices and that stuff.
My father I think has the inability to say the word SEX LOL
 
 

Posted by
Nubian
on 2008-02-28 23:46:49
 
The one question I hated was from my youngest who was 6 at the time "Mommie, is this a condom or a balloon" she was holding up the unused condom infront of my mama and grandmother. All I could do was laugh
 
 


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