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The NEW 10 Commandments of Movie Theatres Explicit Content
I see a lot of movies. Part of me is simply an entertainment freak, part of me can say it's part of my job to keep up with Hollywood, and part of me is an entertainment junkie. Either way, I see a lot of movies, and stil l like to go see them at the multiplex. Having spent more time at the movie......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-19 15:50:29 | Rating:

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New Gym Rules Explicit Content
I've been working-out for several years now, after spending almost a decade fat and lazy with no idea how to exercise or eat right. At home, I have my own equipment I can use so that I don't have to join a gym. I travel so much, it'd be a waste of money to pay membership to a place I'll hardly......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-11 01:43:00 | Rating:

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Most Current Signs the Apocalypse is Near Explicit Content
Quirky Chicks Playing Acoustic Guitar Selling Stuff: This has really taken off lately thanks to the humorous but slighty overrated movie Juno. You know that movie, right? The one that would have us believe that parents g et cute and sarcastic when their teenaged daughters come home pregnant..and......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-11 01:41:03 | Rating:

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Jackasses Anonymous Explicit Content
I ran into an acquaintance earlier this week. I call her an acquaintance because to call her a "friend" would mean that I've hung out with her at a point when I wasn't working. Comedians have this way of callin g every third person who works in a comedy club, at McDonald's, or at the......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-11 01:38:51 | Rating:

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Enough with the Nuts Explicit Content
I was watching an episode of "Law and Order: SVU", and a district attorney was arguing that men convicted of rape should have their testicles removed. Surgical castration, they call it. Seems like a punishment that fits the crime, when you think about it. In fact, chemical castration......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-11 01:37:05 | Rating:

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Pretty Fly (for a White Guy) Explicit Content
I'm not always performing and, as much as I should be, not always researching and writing or working on new projects. Like most other comedians I know, I often spend untold hours flipping through the channels in the hote l room, watching television. When I'm not just laying around watching the......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-11 01:34:42 | Rating:

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Slap a Parent Explicit Content
I recently watched yet another clip of yet another comedian onstage ranting about how we've gotten away from discipline in this country. He went on and on about how kids today don't have the respect that kids in the past used to have, and that the reason behind this is because parents are no......Read More

Posted on: 2008-09-11 01:32:34 | Rating:

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