Hej…….I am Greta Sørensen. I am maid at Large Marriott hotel in Copenhagen, Denmark. I have boss, Mr. Nørgaard. He call all maids to hotel meeting room and say Fru Michelle Obama would be guest and have all new rules for staff. I hurt back in morning when I carry treadmill to “Main Suite” and it hurt very bad and I want to go home but all must stay today. He ask if all know what she look like and all say ja and know from “Danmark I Dag”, (Denmark Today) newspaper we leave at all room door at night. He say Præsident Obama not come with Fru Obama but come next day maybe. I think maybe they have bad argument and have to bring two big jets to Copenhagen.

This rules……when Fru Obama come in Hotel or banquet room or bathroom and so on, all staff must clap hands like all other people and weep if you can. Do not look her in eyes and give short bow if she look at you. If you later bring food to her suite you must let big men with guns feel all of your body first and then you go in and set up food table….remember hurry so not let lobsters chill. If she come in room when you there you make deeper bow this time but not clap. If she speak to you do not be afraid and do not faint. Fru Obama is great person and wife of great and famous man who is like our Danish Konge. She is also loved by all commoner in America and many pray to her each night like do Præsident Obama also. 
 

Before you leave the Fru’s room make sure you show her balcony for waving from and fill Jacuzzi with bottle water and rose peddles. Lay out Cashmere towels. On way out make sure large screen TV is not turn to News Fox as this is group of bias white American accountants.

Fru Obama finally come to hotel and all ordered to lobby to clap and weep. She smile a lot but all were careful not to look into eyes. I think my back feel better if I see her eyes, maybe not. She walk around and shook hands and smile to selected people. She had very big men that not smile all around her. Later she escorted up to “Main Suite”. That is suite where Elton John and Michael Jackson stay. Not at same time, I don’t think. It is room when all great people come to stay like movie stars.

Late that night before I go home I get page to take snack tray and wine to Main Suite. I very much scared. I took tray to room and let big men touch me all over like drunk husband and they then open door for me. I walk in and say “Din mad Frue Obama”. English is, “here’s the food Mrs. Obama”, but important people like for maid to speak Danish like peasant girl even though I speak in four different languages each day at Hotel. The Fru come out wearing beautiful silk robe and very large slippers. I bow extra low and ask if there more I can do for her and she say no and I turn and I go. Then she say “wait” and I feel legs wiggle!. She hold up Danish weekly magazine and ask, slowly so I could understand all words, could I translate headline cross cover? The cover picture was husband Præsident Obama standing at podium with Chicago Mafia Mayor. Cover say, Obama To Set I.O.C. Straight On Trip To Denmark.  I read few times more before I speak. “Ja, Fru Obama….it say, "Mr. Obama to take trip Straight to Denmark to see IOC."  (I think maybe bad translation OK.)  She say thank you but not slow this time and then pat me on shoulder and then walk back into bedroom. At that moment all pain in back stop!  I left suite and not take lift and ran down stair. For rest of night I feel blessed. BUT!!….in middle of night I sat up in bed all scared!  I had lied to Saint!!!