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Union hall THURSDAY

So tonight rachel and i headed out to the fox with her friend from middle of school LOGAN. it wasnt so bumpin but it was whatever. played a few games of pool.

******NOT TO SELF AND ANYONE WHO KNOWS LOGAN******
if you areplaying pool with him and you are a babe or if there is more than one of you.... if you dance provocitavly in the genral area that he is aiming for .....

DUCK....... he gets easily distracted and shoots the white ball right off the fucking table.
it was one of the greatest accoplishments OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

then this HUGE group of hotties comes in we were like WTF? are you for real they are ALL BABES. so rachel and i are doing our thing, and just like bars bave bathroom attendants i think they should have drool attendants! andy way i realize that in this group of about 11-14 hotties is my friend ERIC that i used to work with ar hollister like 2 years ago... and i have been running into himm a lot latey. but i deffinetly ran and jump hugged him and as if i COUDNT hear them all the rest of them were like OMG eric knows that girl!!!!! all being stoked... so any ways... it was dead and they were like we are going to union hall in like a half hour you guys should come. (rachel genrally hates union) so after a short discussion we figured that it would be in our best intrest to go. SO....we went. and it was a great time saw a TON of ppl i knew... the rest of the story i shall tell per person

RACHEL: fuckin awesomest dance partner of my life... no big deal we are babes.... and that sounds cocky but ummmm its hard not to notice EVERY second guy in the bar either trying to dance with us and or starring at us dancing. I LOVE HER.... we are soul mates

SHEYANNE: you know you want to hire me...lets get serious.... and thanks for hoking us up tonight...and everynight we go to union from here on in icluding all the shit for bills birthday I LOVE YOU TO DEATH BABY!

LOGAN: what adrama queen thats all i will say

ADRIENNE: i missed the shit out of you sooo bad

GREG: who is Adriennes bf was jsut weird and quiet and like gave me a pitiful half hug when he saw me WTF

SEAN: gregs best friend...and SUPER MEGA HOTTIE BABE..... that i was seeing a few months ago who is AMAZING.... was just bein all quiet and junk and then when i get home he facebooks me...and was like hey i was super hammered i never really got to talk to you that much.

ERIC: i fricken love you.... even though you like dance rapped me ALLL NIGHT.... (i had a crush on him back in the day) and now...he wants my body......and i think its hilarious...

ALL OF ERICS HOTTIE POSSE: all i can say about that is your all effin babes... and i would like to know where the hell eric found you!

JEFF: SOOOO HAMMERED i cant wait to see you on saturday agin lol... i havnt seein you in a good month!!!

ALEX: i miss living across from you... so bad... (also had a crush on this one at one point in like grade 9 and 10) you were effing hammered and... i love that you flat out TOLD me that my shirt was TROUBLE but that you loved it and how you told me you always thought i was cute but now im a bombshell!!!

MATT: your so fucking sexy. THERE i said it. i've thought it since grade 2...and i still stand by it you are one of the sexyest funnest guys i know and i miss haning out with you everyday of my life like back in school. we should round up the Devon gang and all party like rockstars!

DEREK: OMG!!!!!! your so effin cute... (this is my grade 1 boyfreiend....) i am so sad you got held back a year...it screwed up everything... stupid teached messed up our awesome 3 way best friends-ness with me you and chase! :(

RANDOM GAY GUYS: ha! rachel kissed you!

CREEPY BANDANA GUY AND FRIENDS: GO away... i know i can dance like a fucking rockstar and me and my girls know how to shake it....and its hot and im a babe and so are my ladiess... but... first...LOSE the bandana.... and secondd. even if atleast one of you had been good looking it would have made it a little less creepy when all 6 of you stand there and DROOL.... and have a facial expression/reaction to everthing i do on the dancefloor EW!

and to have a brief interuption in the middle of this story can i just point out that RACHELS toes matc her finger nails....she looks so great and i wish you could see it... she is a babe..... they are pink.

HOT GUY IN GREEN SHIRT FROM ERICS POSSE: your way to good looking for your own good. SERIOUSLY.

thats all the significant people i can think of.... one other thing to point out... there seems to be a trend of TRISTAS PAST GUYS that i saw tonight.... a lot from like elemantry/ middle school!!!! its acctualyl pretty crazy.