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| The Most Epic Story Telling Text Battle I Have Eve |
John (8:39:00 PM): Me too
I'm tempted to start a life of crime everyday I go there
It's like I'm tht guy from wanted at the start of the movie
brandonsayavong (8:39:51 PM): that IS me! you watch man,someday ima hit a teacher with a keyboard and ride off with angelina jolie.
John (8:40:10 PM): Only not so depressing and much more outgoing and much more balls and my harley isn't fucking my bestfriend or anyone else besides me
John (8:40:35 PM): And ull meet Morgan Freeman and ull take orders to kill ppl from a loom
brandonsayavong (8:40:55 PM): itll be the best day of my life when that happens
John (8:41:46 PM): And the loom will say "kill John"
But I would have turned into a pshychotic clown with permanent smile and we have a wanted VS joker year
brandonsayavong (8:42:50 PM): (Points gun at you on roof) i dont wanna do this man! but you made me!
John (8:42:55 PM): And I'll storm ur hideout and I'll burn Morgan freemans face and kill Angelina Jolie and harley will kill the butcher,the gun smith and repairman with a
John (8:42:57 PM): chainsaw!
John (8:44:54 PM): Woah woah woah wait!
U can't shoot me If u do I'll die.... U kno? HAHAHAHA get em! (sends rabid dogs on u while I run away)
brandonsayavong (8:45:20 PM): Throws Dogs Off Roof In Slo Motion)
brandonsayavong (8:45:45 PM): (Curves Bullet So It Goes Through Your Cheeks)
John (8:47:20 PM): Gah! D':
(Falls down)
HEHEHEHHAHAHA!! (bleeds on floor while Harley flys up in a helicopter and shoots at u with Tommy gun while goons take me away)
brandonsayavong (8:47:52 PM): "I Know How You Got THOSE Scars!!!!!" (Runs To Devise New Plan)
John (8:51:55 PM): (has goons hold a tv station hostage and play a tape of me)
This station is under my control and if Jesepey doesn't agree to meet me in the Brooklyn bridge
John (8:51:56 PM): tonight I'll
John (8:54:42 PM): Have Harley kill everyone in the city (licks lips) And if the cops try to
shoot... or catch me EVERYOnE DIES... So Only me and Jesepey (licks lips) stree
John (8:54:42 PM): t fight! (shakes camera and off)
brandonsayavong (8:55:19 PM): (looks At tv) ....fuck (walks off)
John (8:57:10 PM): (talks to Harley on wallow talkie) here he comes send my birdies too him
(a bunch of hawks with force fed dynomite fly at u and explode) HAHA (shoots at u)
brandonsayavong (8:57:51 PM): (Shoots Birds In Air Without Looking....Just Staring At You)
John (8:59:40 PM): (runs up shooting an M16 at u) BWAHHHAHA!!
(more birds fly past me at u blowing up)
brandonsayavong (9:00:10 PM): AHHHHH (Jumps Through Glass In Slo Motion)
John (9:02:47 PM): There's a Jesepey (kicks door open and keeps shooting at u then twoface Freeman shows up fliping his coin and talking about looms and the importance of looms)
brandonsayavong (9:03:28 PM): Shut The Fuck Up!!!! (shoots Freeman In Head Slo Motion Bullet Through His Head In Slow-Motion)
John (9:07:03 PM): (Angelina Jolie shows up and shoots at me and chases me down the street)
Harley! Get over here and take care of this!! (sprays street with a chain gun)
brandonsayavong (9:08:20 PM): (Reaches Into Pocket And Pulls Out Mouse Bomb) You Got Birds? I Got Rats! (Throws Mouse....In Slow-Motion)
John (9:11:17 PM): (Harley puts a gas truck ontop of a slope in a street) you know me so well! (opens tank and spills gas all down the street) gasoline gunpowder and..
John (9:12:32 PM): (shoots the gasoline and it lights the floor on fire and Angelina Jolie gets lit on fire then I kick the truck down the slope and it explodes am kills her)
John (9:12:32 PM): explosions!! HAHAHA!! (runs off)
brandonsayavong (9:13:06 PM): NOOO!!!!! (JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<wbr></wbr>)
(gets into sports Car And Drives Toward Joker) AHHHH!!!!!!
John (9:30:03 PM): (walks down street shooting at u)
Come on I want u to do it I want to do it come on come on come on (stands there) Hit me hit me hit me HIT ME!
brandonsayavong (9:30:33 PM): AHHHH (Flips Car Over you) Im sorry! (Shoots At you)
John (9:32:09 PM): (gets shot in the stomach and trips over myself and falls)
Woah! (gets up and looks back then pulls out knife and walks towards u)
brandonsayavong (9:33:03 PM): (You Notice Its A Decoy)
John (9:35:26 PM): (Harley comes in on a chopper and fires rocket at u before u shoot me with a sniper)
Atta girl :}
brandonsayavong (9:36:15 PM): i dodge bullet and get away on train
John (9:38:27 PM): Make it good Harley!
(Quinn flys after u on chopper and shoots at the train while I hop in a truck and chase after train)
brandonsayavong (9:39:00 PM): runs to front of train and takes control
John (9:41:08 PM): (has goon drive onto the train tracks and drives up next to u and shoots at the train)
brandonsayavong (9:41:38 PM): drives train to bridge
John (9:43:22 PM): (takes rocket launcher and blows a hole into the train and takes a chaingun and hops inside train and starts shooting all the passangers) this... (licks
John (9:43:24 PM): lips) this gonna be funny
brandonsayavong (9:44:37 PM): Derails train off a cliff
John (9:45:45 PM): Wooaaahh!!! (hangs on to one of the seats till train gets stuck between cliffs then trips all shook up)
brandonsayavong (9:46:09 PM): walks to where you are and hides behind chairs
John (9:47:59 PM): (gets up and looks around notices u and rips out a pipe and runs up to u swinging it like crazy)
brandonsayavong (9:48:23 PM): throws peoples luggage at you
John (9:50:02 PM): (hits u in the face with pipe then takes out a knife from my foot then kicks u)
brandonsayavong (9:50:44 PM): train becomes loos and we trip (gets up and stars running to end of the train
John (9:52:28 PM): (fumbles around and grabs onto u and pulls out a pencile) how bout a magic trick
brandonsayavong (9:53:00 PM): how bout some lead? (shoots arm
John (9:54:14 PM): Gah! (slides back onto a seat and train starts falling and hanging off)
brandonsayavong (9:54:34 PM): shoots window and falls to river below
John (9:55:25 PM): (Quinn rappels down to train and saves me and we fly off on chopper)
brandonsayavong (9:56:00 PM): wakes up in wax bath "planning"
John (10:05:40 PM): (Quinn heals me and we have kinky sex at a fancy loft)
brandonsayavong (10:06:50 PM): jumps out of wax and goes to the old factory and researches info on guns and such
John (10:09:44 PM): I wanted to see wat u did Quinn.. And u didn't disapoint (licks lips) now I... I got one final job for u and if u can do this (licks lips) we will get ma
John (10:09:45 PM): rried as a.. celbration :}
brandonsayavong (10:10:23 PM): LATER AT THE WEDDING
John (10:12:27 PM): Find and Kill Jesepey (Harley gets ready to leave but I randomly hug her) you (licks lips) are my number one guy :}
brandonsayavong (10:13:36 PM): Buys Weapons From Lucious Fox "Now Thats More Like It Mr.Wayne"
John (10:15:07 PM): (me and Harley rob a bank)
brandonsayavong (10:15:53 PM): (Points Gun At Banker) (Banker Turns Around And Its Me with A grin) (You Turn To Run But All doors Shut And Lock)
John (10:18:57 PM): (turns around and smiles and vault door opens and Harley Quinn walks out with a Tommy gun and points it at u then vault gets yanked out of the wall by a
John (10:18:58 PM): helicopter and hangs on chains and I jump out of
John (10:19:44 PM): Building ontop of the vault)
Make it good baby!!! (laughs while chopper flys away with vault hanging an me on it
brandonsayavong (10:21:37 PM): i look at quinn and say "Hello...Quinn" Throw A Knife Which Impales Her Sleeve To The Wall And I Walk To Her And Point Gun
John (10:23:47 PM): (quinn smiles and a dog flys at u and bites ur arm then she rips sleeve off and takes her gun and starts shooting at u)
brandonsayavong (10:24:21 PM): Wait Wait Wait! you and joker wanna be lovers but you should look at this! (shows you talking to rachel)
John (10:26:38 PM): Quinn: thts nothing he blew her up he wants me
(hits button and all the hostages come out runing all dressed like Harley)
John (10:26:54 PM): Dude I'm a master mind
brandonsayavong (10:27:11 PM): but theres more!(shows Video Of Joker Dancing With The Girl In The first Batman)
John (10:28:14 PM): (rabid dog keeps roping at ur arm)
brandonsayavong (10:29:10 PM): theres no getting through to her! i must....(kisses harley)
John (10:31:32 PM): (turns out u kiss the hostage)
Quinn: good thing u didn't catch the real me or mr.J wouldn't take too kindly to tht (pulls put handgun and shoots u in the back)
brandonsayavong (10:32:29 PM): Twas All A Distraction My good Samaritan! (Whilst Kissing Hostage (Accomplice) She Fastened A Bullet Proof Vest On Me
John (10:33:53 PM): Quinn:grrr get em babys!
(more rabid dogs come out and rip ur accomplices neck and jump on u)
brandonsayavong (10:34:42 PM): accomplice had mouse bombs in pocket they blow up dogs while i get guns in the smoke
John (10:35:54 PM): (Quinn blends into crowd of hostages tht look like her)
brandonsayavong (10:36:14 PM): do i look like i care about hostages? Shoots all hostages
John (10:37:57 PM): (while ur distracted shooting everyone Quinn sneaks to the end of the room and gets on a turrent gun and starts shooting at u)
brandonsayavong (10:38:33 PM): i just noticed that we're making an entirely new movie
brandonsayavong (10:39:01 PM): anyway my turn
John (10:39:16 PM): For real
brandonsayavong (10:40:10 PM): Runs from guns and hides in vault roomgrabs giant bags of coins and loads them with explosives so when it explodes coins
brandonsayavong (10:40:21 PM): cut through everything
John (10:41:54 PM): (Quinn closes vault with u in inside and calls MR.J and tells me she has Jesepey)
brandonsayavong (10:43:00 PM): quinn opens vault to see nothing but marked bills and a tv she turns on tv to see that im already on a plane to hong kong
John (10:44:34 PM): (mr.J gets mad at Quinn and abuses her then laughs about it Quinn forgives joker and they have kinky make up sex)
brandonsayavong (10:45:13 PM): on the plane to hong kong i look out the window and see batman holding lau fly by
John: (sends Harley to get hush and knocks him out puts a pacemaker in him then he wakes up and sees me)
Hi...
John (10:50:54 PM): (tells hush tht I'll take the pacemaker out of him but 1st he needs to kill u so hush operates on his face and changes himself to asian guy and flys to hong kong)
brandonsayavong (10:52:08 PM): I Land In Hong Kong And Hire Anarky To Look after Me While Im Here
John (10:55:19 PM): (hush finds deadshot and hires him as back up has deadshot shoot anarky and hush operates on himself again and becomes anarky)
brandonsayavong (10:56:23 PM): i go up to anarky "Anarky Im Gonns Be At The Ching Luk Dow Club, Meet Me there In A Few Hours"
John (10:58:23 PM): (hush meets u there poseing as anarky while deadshot looks after him with a sniper from an unknown vantage point)
brandonsayavong (11:00:03 PM): "I Want you To Know This Anarky I Trust You Completely" walks in club
John (11:02:16 PM): (deadshot blows ur head off)
brandonsayavong (11:03:08 PM): you really gonna end it that way?!?!?!
John (11:05:57 PM): Yeah ur right I gotta go for the spectacular
(deadshot shoots u with tranquilizer and hush kidnaps u and takes u back to Gotham to me)
brandonsayavong (11:06:18 PM): you ran out of ideas for that part huh?
John (11:09:14 PM): Well my main players which is me and alex r in Gotham and u ran to hong kong so i had to bring u back so I can go for the spectacular kill
brandonsayavong (11:09:33 PM): can we countinue tomorrow?
John (11:10:22 PM): Sure thts another thing
I'm sleepy
(kicks u into a cage with bane)
To be continued!
Fuck you!
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Posted by theasian on 2009-11-03 23:48:20 | Rating: | Views: 20
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