Don't worry. I have more to say than just my last blog after my absence. However, I don't much feel like writing right now.
So, in the mean time... I'm stealing this survey from Cassie.
Go to the Urbandictionary.com and answer!
1.) What does your first name mean?
Valerie is a VERY sexy women who is also very intelligent. She has beautiful eyes and is sometimes considered to be a savage, but those people know as well as everyone else, that she is trully one of a kind. Dont do anything bad to Valerie, because she WILL come back out on top.
Colin: Hey Savage !
Valerie: Heyyy=) How are you?
(..Meanwhile in the background, the other people are talking about them..)
-"Is Valerie really a savage?"
-"Nahh G, she is a hero to everyone."
2.) Your age?
21 - The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."
3.) Your city?
Pittsburgh - An unpretentious city that can be both stifling and inspiring, lively and deadly, hip and stuck in the past - a big village with it's own sort of Yinzer charm!
Wow, he's so cool... he must be from Pittsburgh!
4.) Your state?
Pennsylvania - Literally meaning "Penn's Woods" but better defined by Democratic political strategist James Carville as "Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west and Alabama in the middle!" Middle of the state jokingly referred to as "Pennsyltucky". Home of perpetual road construction and an important swing state in national politics. Powerball lottery state. Actually kinda nice.
If you want to win the White House, you must make a strong effort to win Pennsylvania.
5.) Your bf/gf name?
Well this doesn't apply to me... so...
Single - When you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.
It usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate assholes rub in the fact that they have someone, and start saying they "love their oh-so-sexy boyfriends/girlfriends" and start going on and on about what he/she does for them, CAN do, and blah blah.
NOBODY CARES HOW GREAT HE/SHE IS TO YOU!! If you're taken, and love your partner a lot, then good for you, but for goodness's sakes, at least show some consideration for SINGLE people! Some of these people may even be heartbroken ones, who have been abused by past partners, or just simply some that are sick of hearing about some stupid narrow-sighted people who only see either how "hot" their partner is, or how much money he/she has.
Talk about your partner if you want to.. but.. just calm down about it. Your life does not fucking revolve around him/her, so don't act like it.
6.) The year you were born?
a '1987' is used to refer to to an intelligent, awesome and brilliant. it has been realized that great minds were born in 1987. 1987s are the hippie offspring!
Haha, well that's true. My mom was a major hippie.
7.) Your eye color?
Brown - An Ivy Leage University in the US.
I was planning on going to Brown but changed my mind and went to Princeton.
8.) Your hair color?
I know my hair color is not actually refered to as brunette.... I just didn't want to put the same answer twice.
Brunette - A female with dark hair, who is way more hot, sexy, stunning, ravishing, gorgeous and beautiful than a blonde could ever be. Brunettes stand out and are generally more exotic and individualistic than blondes.
9.) The street you live on?
Wendt - A derogatory term for people with red hair. They are generally but not always tall and caucasian. Typically used to put down someone for there gumpy features in combination with there recessive bright red hair.
Huh.... never knew...
10.) Your favorite movie?
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Performing oral sex on a female.
... Dumb.
11.) Your pets name?
:( No pets right now.
12.) Your moms name?
Vicky - Slang term, or personification, of the prescription pain medication Vicodin.
13.) Your dads name?
Tom - The geeky founder of Myspace who ironically has more friends than anyone in the world.
Bahaha.
14.) Your favorite food?
Chicken - An attractive woman with nice thighs and breasts.
15.)Your favorite drink?
Water - The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet
EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART
GO PLANET!
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
16.) Your favorite color?
Orange - a fat version of a tangerine that doesn't taste as good and is harder to peel.
17.) Your favorite band?
Incubus - An extremely talented band with not only orgasmic vocals but also kickass instrumentals. Their style is of their own, and their lyrics are hard-hitting. Each of the five men are very gifted and have very strong drug drives.
18.) Your middle name?
Anne - An attractive and classy young woman who lives up to the simple beauty of her name.
19.) Type of Car?
Ford - A River crossing when a bridge is not appropriate .
Haha... like on the Oregon Trail. Nice.
Well, everyone... There will be another blog with content of more significance at a later date. Hopefully that date will be soon.
Hope you're all well and lively.
xoxo,
TAN
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