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Why do guys have so many names for their penis? I mean they have more names than a phone book! If I started now it would be a week before I even got through the 'D' list. My young teen years it was "his thing" like it was some kind of disturbing icon. After my first experience with "his thing", it just became his "pecker"! That's what I have called it for years now. During intimate marathons it's O.K. to let loose of all the other noble titles like "King Nobber", "belly pipe", "Dregor, the thunder dragon", (Carlos is parcial to that one). Yes, and all the other very well known names that have been around forever. When guys talk in private with each other do they call it something special like my "nookie walrus" or "my girlfriend tore into my love loaf last night". Or do they just call it their penis? Only doctors call it that unless they're gay. I can see where if a really horny woman finally gets her boyfriend alone and she starts to stutter trying to mentally pick the name for it among the endless mental list she has stored up over the years. Pecker is a good name. It's like a little dumb bird that keeps banging it's head against a post until it gets a treat....a lot like most men.......God love em.

Posted by terri_du_2006 on 2009-07-31 01:22:37 | Rating:

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Usually it breaks down to another term for the name Richard. That's how I refer to mine - wife has a pet name for it "Wolfie". No, we don't stand in a circle and invent things to call "it".
However, the few times that the female stutterer has taken too long to call it anything, I've always found a close and personal introduction into the stuttering part takes care of all that conversational luggage!

Posted by lobo7kae on 2009-07-31 01:29:10

Same here Terri
Dick was the name of our little friend back in the day like during the 70s with our tight jeans/pants got US /me into trouble in one of my High school classes with Ms. Miller First hour soical studies ... In the mornings I would be one of the first guys there. With every meeting with everyone she talk to she always talking about "going below the belt of ...something..." That it drove us guys nuts!
She DID tried to keep a distance from the more mature (HORNY) guys but Someone from Music class told her about me and I learn her name for it was 'her jucy bun warmer'or was that for me. She had long brown hair that was always in need fixing

About Names
OH this is the truth there was this 'Wondeful' woman her last name was Honeycutt
No joke Irene Carol Huneycutt that was I. C. Honeycutt. What crude names parents give to thier kids...(A note Her hair was like a golden honey color that curl softly
around her eyes and black stockings that was always falling off of her.)
It is a real family name But back when I was 12 yrs old ... oh my I am trying to think of a Nice way to say this But we knew each other very well for a few yrs.
oh wow I am writing to much again both of these older lady's try to help me deal with the girls of my own aged but there was always some MILF that would care for me better then they knew.

Posted by Lance629 on 2009-07-31 10:48:27

"The Mighty KONG, Eighth Wonder of the World"!

I've never bothered to name my penis, besides who has time to discuss it, I intend to have you gasping and screaming rather than thinking of clever names for a part of me?

(grin)

-M

Posted by Manasseh on 2009-07-31 11:02:12