I totally love and adore MEN!!  The way they walk and strut.  That wonderful after shave smell and the manly bath soap they use.  I love the way they wear their jeans and show off their package!  The nicest tight butts in the world are on men.  Nice arms and wide chest and sometimes the rough feel of their job calloused hands when they caress you.  I crave the smell of a passionate man's sweat when he makes love. A powerful and forceful lover that at the same time is gentle and guiding.  I love men!  Then they open their friggin mouths!!!!   Men!  God must have started that cookie batch a hundred times before he just gave up and said "Screw it....let there be man but the next recipe is without the nuts!"   Guys can have all the sensual and manly equipment of a sexual firetruck and throw it all away as soon as he says something like "let's eat at HOOTERS so we can watch the game tonight".  Or maybe it's the big first date and half way through the night he's telling blow job jokes.  Most guys do have a problem talking when they start the evening aroused because already half the blood flow to their brains is redirected to their "groin puppet".  If only they could hear themselves some times like at bars or parties......"You and I need to practice making babies"....."Nice Gerber feeders ya got there"....."I'll show you mine if you show me your"....."Don't dance too close, baby, or you'll know how much I like ya".  All their comments are followed by the desperate mating call of...."he, he, he!"  I can see why a lot of women love to date gorgeous European men..........the ones that don't speak English.