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5 Things I'll Never Do Again
1. Never say Never. That one always seems to bite me where the son doesn't shine.
2. Drink liquid dish soap. For starters, it tastes horrible. It's blah. It's nasty. Secondly, it will give you a really good stomach ache ... and it lasts for a long time. I almost think you can time it ... within minutes of drinking it. You also can plan on getting a really good case of the hiccups followed by mass amounts of bubble blowing right from your own mouth! You ever seen a talented smoker blow shapes as they exhale? Ok, well you'll be blowing bubbles of all sizes.
3. Stick tweezers in the electrical outlet. I got the jolt of my life. Are my teeth still chitterin'?
4. Play Tarzan off the roof of a house onto an electrical cord? Why not? I'm old. Sure was a blast. It does burn your hands though ... hurts! But the thrill is out of this world.
5. Bag dog poop for miscievious purposes. The stuff is rank, and makes me gag. Besides that, I've thought of better things to do now. It was great while it lasted!
Here's the 5 things I'll never do again. I wish I wasn't so tired ... but it's 3 a.m. and I'm up for a few minutes. I'm sure this list would have been a lot longer, and a lot more fun. I got into some crazy things. I had fun while it lasted. I might use this one again some day!
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Posted by tech4Him on 2008-02-12 03:06:52 | Rating: | Views: 92
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Hilarious....
Never is not a good word in my book. Because when you say never, look out!
I can relate to the electrical outlet... I remember when I was about 5 yrs old and stuck a bobby pin in an electrical socket... boy did that sizzle me. I felt like my hair was standing straight up... maybe that's why my hair is always frizzy today!!
I never did the tarzan thing like that, but I did jump off of a road bridge into a river one Summer. No thanks.. not again!
I remember when my mother used to stick the bar of soap in my mouth... it certainly was nasty.. I could taste that crap for days.
I used to throw snowballs at the back of a friends house. They got good and mad... they never knew it was me though... LOL
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Posted by InsertHere
on 2008-02-12 23:12:50
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