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When insults had class
These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison." He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it." A member......Read More

Posted on: 2009-08-07 12:05:43 | Rating:

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Involuntary Muscular Contractions
A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front......Read More

Posted on: 2009-08-11 12:21:51 | Rating:

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Viagra n Pharmacology
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.For > example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. > Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen. > > The FDA has been looking for a generic......Read More

Posted on: 2009-08-11 12:24:33 | Rating:

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Lie Detector
Lie Detector John came home with an unusual purchases. It was a Japanese Hi Tech Humanoid Robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy , their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late... "Where......Read More

Posted on: 2009-08-12 18:35:09 | Rating:

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A husbands prayer
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow......Read More

Posted on: 2009-08-16 13:09:39 | Rating:

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The 10 Commandments of Marriage!
Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so is thunder and lightning. Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3 Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least a 100......Read More