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You may be a redneck......
A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow... but she can't touch it 'til she's 14 How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel? When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead'. Did you hear......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-02 12:00:54 | Rating:

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PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY.....( as well as the idiosyncrasies of English) 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR..... 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? 4. THE MAIN......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-02 12:22:15 | Rating:

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Warning to women!
WARNING TO WOMEN!! Some of you may have already been warned of this..... You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-03 11:34:37 | Rating:

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A Quickie in the Bushes!
Quickie in the Bushes. There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-10 10:31:08 | Rating:

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Joseph!
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 18-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-13 13:26:03 | Rating:

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Hollywood Squares!!!
FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER ............. Hollywood Squares These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.........Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-15 22:18:46 | Rating:

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Wrong E-mail address!!!
A Wisconsin couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where They spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-30 11:25:16 | Rating:

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Three elderly men!!1
Three old timers were relating their most exciting experiences. The first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying excitement of a shoot-out with Bonnie and Clyde back in his younger days. The other gents nodded and agreed that, indeed, would have been exciting. The......Read More