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Never argue with a woman who reads
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to......Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-01 09:38:27 | Rating:

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Japanese Fart!
A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she> >> Married she was to please her husband and never upset him.> >> So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride> >> crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to> >>......Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-04 21:56:42 | Rating:

| Views: 40 | Comments: 0 | Tags: humor funny life laugh family

Teenager's Today! Part 1:
Where do I start? Oh yeah… Run and hide!! Just kidding, I think! Teenagers, nowadays, are different than in my era. Well, some things still remain inevitable but others things are prominently diverse. The way teens talk to their parents and authority figures, today, is somewhat......Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-05 10:48:19 | Rating:

| Views: 29 | Comments: 2 | Tags: family life love writing teens law

Senior Smackdown! Hilarious!
A recording of a guy who witnesses an accident, leaving a message for his buddy on his cell. I can picture all of this happening! Funny as all get out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yyam6J31p8 ...Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-05 18:09:44 | Rating:

| Views: 38 | Comments: 0 | Tags: funny hilarious family life love

The Barter Concept
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there......Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-06 18:19:03 | Rating:

| Views: 39 | Comments: 1 | Tags: humor funny life family

Teenagers Today Part 2:
Although, we all want our kids to grow up nicely, make some mistakes, correct them and learn from them, be happy and healthy, and make the right choices; sometimes it takes longer for them to become this image that we have always portrayed or hoped they would be. In today’s society,......Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-06 20:53:30 | Rating:

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Ida and Peggy! Hehe!
Ida and Peggy are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Ida pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Peggy: What in the hell is that? Ida: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get......Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-13 15:27:33 | Rating:

| Views: 37 | Comments: 0 | Tags: funny humor friends love life family

3 year old and monsters!
When a 3 year old is asked about monsters! Hialrious! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk-1mla0LeU ...Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-16 21:23:29 | Rating:

| Views: 29 | Comments: 0 | Tags: funny family love humor video

We All Have A Story.
We all have a story. Some can only find a story that is full of laughter because they don’t want people to know what is beyond that. Some find and remember a story that will bring tears and a heartfelt empathy to those who listen. Some search and say they cannot find one because they......Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-23 22:45:05 | Rating:

| Views: 33 | Comments: 3 | Tags: family life writing thoughts love

Menopause and M&M's
What’s the similarity? None! I was just sitting here eating some M&M’s and began thinking about menopause. But wait… is there a similarity? Eating junk food and noticing some extra pounds around the middle. Is it all about hormones? What the hell is Menopause anyway?......Read More