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I dont have much time, so I will be forced to hammer these thoughts out fast. I have just exited the shower, brushed my teeth, combed my hair and put on some axe deordorant ( hopefull the commericials are true, and girls will be acting me like horny lions lost in lust binges) I am about to go listen some bullshit speech about commcast and then out into the great void to sell cable and pee in peoples bathrooms. Wish me luck.
other than that I just like to share with a little story from halloween. As it were I was feeling kind of good about myself. After my girl friend dumped me I was feeling pretty dawson creek and was feeling so sorry for myself that I could barely move. This emo gloom was further hammered into my soul when I saw a girl I had a one night stand with and she totally avoided my existence. I think i should have just attacked her and thrust my tongue down her throat!.. maybe then i would have got to hook up with her again?.. haha whatever.
so anyways I am ate this baller ass party. I am wearing a lacrosse costume and every where I look freaks, zombies, vampires, monks and slutty girls are cutting loose with the burn. I end up meeting this latina chick who was into star wars, satire and sex. She was pretty much my dream girl. I was just playing her a little when before I knew it I stumbled upon a hot asian who wanted me to rub lotion on her back.
i was trapped.
do i put the lotion on the asian or do ignore her and try my chances with the star wars?
true to my nature i was torn between choices and could not decide what to do. so i made out with the asian, right infront of the nerd, and by the end of the night I was riding home with a bunch of growling penises who were ranting about this hot girl I played pong with, and how it was fucked up of me to fight this one kid at the party.
well yeah that was my night...
i really need to get laid.
wish me luck
your son squid.
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Posted by squidhead on 2009-11-02 14:46:34 | Rating: | Views: 26
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