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well I sit here in the dark room my parents called the study. I am wearing a orange hat, tight black jeans and a d.a.r.e shirt that says resist drugs and alcohol. Placed conviently next to my left hand is a bottle of fat tire beer. My mission in life right now is to hammer out some thoughts and then head out into the city to look for homeless people to interview for my new underground newspaper that I am currently working on. There is a shanty town about a mile from my house next to a river and I hope to find some interesting scroundals to interview. Other than that my family has just gotten back from a bike ride... how lame. I hope that my sale skills will help me get some good insights out of the homeless people.

0ther than that I did not make one sale today. I think I know why salesmen are more prone to suicide than the average person.

you go around selling shit that no one really needs and you get you rejected about one thousands times of the corse of the day. eventually you begin to think your lack of sales is do to your ugly face and start to get depressed and those razor blades at the house take on a new significance.

other than that?

i think i have won over my old girl friend.

she says she wants to get naked, drink wine and take a bath with me.

i believe that is a postive sign!

other and other and other than that?

the asian has called me again but i wont to break up with her.... we have been dating for one day and I dont think it is going to work out., my squid head is not attracted to asian girls who smoke ciggarettes, say the word nigger and do not want to have sex until they get married.

plus i suck at eye contact and i am akward so i dont things would have worked out.

other than that.

i put a battery in a black ladies modem today

Posted by squidhead on 2009-11-07 18:32:26 | Rating: