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I realized this today when I saw a girl with blue hair and a darth vader tattoo in the post office. This radical new theory on existence was then further supported by seeing a man with a poodle wearing a sweater and seeing my dog get a huge boner while it took a shit in the crisp fall air.... This theory could also be supported by following list of facts.
1.I was wearing a scarf last night in the most ghetto bar in the city.
2. I almost got hit in the face by a large black man for pretending to be gay
3. I was denied sex from a cougar because I did not inhale my ciggarette smoke
4. I was pan handling last night and pretending to be british
5 .My girl friends dad told everyone on facebook that I should shoot myself.
6. I accidently sprayed axe into my mouth, thinking it was breath freshner.
7. I have a giant zit on my forehead that is infected.
8. My brother gave me some ear plugs at the dinner table, while my other brothers girl friend was talking.
9. My moms nick name is Kit Kat.
10. Im 22 and I live in my parents basement.
11. I am about to get the sixth surgery on my body in three years.
12. I have been fired from my last jobs for dancing naked, stealing a green apple, blogging about socialism, and watching the world cup.
send help soon.
your son
squid.
ps... I have to poop.
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Posted by squidhead on 2009-10-02 13:41:27 | Rating: | Views: 14
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