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this blog is about two brothers torn apart by one x box and a succubus.... read on as a wise sage gives key existential advice for freaks like me... life is interesting
oh, and there is some shit about how muich i love to see tom brady suffer like the rest of us scum!
so there I am just sitting on the couch reading about aderral so I can help my friend out ( im not going to lie the shit sounds like a miracle drug) then my peacefull little world is interrupted when my brother walks into the room and asks my other brother about giving him 200 dollars for an x box. Upon hearing this the brother who was asked to pay up starting screaming and excusing my other brother of being manipulated by a succubus whore and only asking for money because of the girl friend... this may or may not be true, but keep in mind the brother making the accusations has some mental shit in his skull... he was liike this brilliant little bastard but then he got the flu, had a seizure and got knocked out for a minute. The oxygen could not get to his brain so he kind of got a little dumb... life can be a cruel whore sometimes... fuck you bitch!...
back to the story.
so anyways, once the girl friend gets involved both brothers are screaming at eachother, and i am just sitting there trying to read.... upon hearing all this my brothers girl friend walks into the room and starts crying... i feel bad because I have been playing devils advocate with my other brother in order to secure a bond, to build his trust and then to hopefully reduce his savage hatred of my other brothers succubus girl friend..... ( keep in mind i think my brothers girl friend is a fraud but i know he likes her, and he plays some mean piano because of her, so who the fuck am i do judge... i go out get hammered, creep the fuck out of my old girl friend, hit on old cougars and get slapped in the face for stealing a beanie i had no intention of taking... ) .... so anyways i just kind of leave the room because i can concentrate with the sound of angry gorillas screaming in my ear... i make a quick phone call, sort some shit out and have a long talk with my dad, while he watches the denver broncos fucking merk the gay ass patriots... fuck i love to watch tom brady feel negative emotions.. he has a hot girl friend, the perfect face and is the best football jock sense john elway... any time i see him pout, my happiness scale goes way up!... how does it feel to suffer like the rest of us asshole! fuck tom brady.. haha..... so anyways my dad, who is kind of like really smart and stuff, just sips his wine and smiles.
well life sure is interesting son isnt..... he takes one swig of his wine and yells go broncos... god what a wise ass mother fucker...
so yeah, that is my new theory on life.. i just dont get to stressed about shit and i try to detach my self from all the bullshit... having zits, hitting on cougars, making a fool of yourself... that just makes my life more interesting, and if i die and the mormons dont let me into heaven, i will be like fuck you!............ at least my life was interesting jerk offs!
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Posted by squidhead on 2009-10-11 23:56:20 | Rating: | Views: 12
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