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I realize know why i did not seduce the hot asian long enough to take her back and have hot steamy sex... it is because I suck at look people in the eyes. I think have a social anxiety or some shit, who knows. I just cant hold it very long with out having to look down. She must have saw this a a sign of having a penis, and left the party in hopes of finding a more confident penis to mount. Or perhaps I my lotion to back skills were a little less than what she was used to. Who knows. All I can do at this point is keep my head up and my confidence high, it will only be a matter of time before another hot sexy asian comes into my life and demands a back rub!
other than I got a text from a random number this morning.
how are you feeling today? the text asked.
Thinking that this was a question intended to get at my emotional state, I figured it must have belonged to the hot asian.
Time, being the whore that she is, told me other wise.
Who is this? I asked?
time
time
time
time
and more god damn mother fucking time
oh this is brian.
upon hearing this I felt like jumping off a bridge into a deep pit of death... and snakes and stuff.
BRIAN!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I thought the text belonged to my hot asian friend, and i thought she was calling to pursue my hot man ass in hopes of getting some well deserved sex. But no, the text belonged to this gay kid who kept hitting on me. Not only was he gay, he was into world of war craft and about as attractive as a mutant from the land of gnarnia. Fuck that.. there is only one man in this world i would go gay for and that would have to be david hasselhoff... not weird creep losers who play w.ow.
so yeah now I find myself single, lonely and miserable. I must head out today and sell some cable.
who knows maybe afterwards I will head to gay bar and look for dudes who are into w.o.w because as of late, that is the only ass I can get
send help soon your son
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Posted by squidhead on 2009-11-03 13:42:23 | Rating: | Views: 17
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