sometimes i fantasize about going back in time.

you know when everyone had swords and axes.

so if you had a disagreement with someone

you could duel over it.

fierce hand to hand combat;

your opponent's weapon blurring past you

in the melee.

sweat in your eyes could be your downfall

it all comes down to survival of the fittest

the strongest, most skillful warrior survives

and any mistake could be your last.

...

actually fuck that.

i want to be a ninja.