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Ive heard some pretty cheesy ones. What is the cheesiest pickup line you haveĀ used or received?
Posted by smileforthecamera on 2008-05-06 18:36:52
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Here's a pick up line i've heard
Him="Excuse me, do you happen to have a quarter I can borrow?"
Me="Oh Hi! - can I ask why do you need a quarter?"
Him= "I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams."
Posted by xxuglyducklingxx on 2008-05-06 18:41:31  
Him- If i could re-arrange the alphabet i would put "I" and "U" together.
Her Response- (LOL) really? I would put "N" and "O" together
or.....
i would put "F" and "U" together
Posted by ReD_MooN on 2008-05-07 00:27:18  
him:(putting 10p on the table) go phone your mum tell her your not coming home tonight.
her:(possibly giving a slap)
Chat up line are the worst thing a guy can do.
I have a friend who says: "aright, my names x whats yours? Fancy a fuck tonight?"
This has worked for him, I would never be as bold.
Posted by yadokta on 2008-05-08 05:55:20  
Is your dad a thief coz he stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.
or.....
Are your feet hurting?? Coz youve been running thru my head all day
or.......
Have you got a bruise where you fell from heaven??
Posted by eeerm on 2008-05-08 10:06:23  
Nice legs, what time do they open?
Posted by November on 2008-05-10 14:50:48  
"Legs is the word of the week. Lets gp back to my place and spread the word."
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck."
"My name's *****. Just wanted to make sure you knew what name you'd be screaming tonight."
Posted by mrsdragonseal on 2008-05-10 20:48:40  
Are you from the post office? Because I need you to check out my package.
Posted by November on 2008-05-14 22:28:08  
I've never used a pick-up line. The closes to having a woman use one on me, I suppose, was when some woman pinched my bottom and said, "Look at that butt."
Posted by MyGallimaufry on 2008-05-24 18:59:27  
i wuz in hershey park one time w/ my friend teah.
this guy walked up to us...
"hey ladies! i've been walkin for a while now, but i can't seem to find hershey park."
we looked at him like he wuz insane and started giggling into our hands. =D good times...
Posted by my_name_is_evy on 2008-05-29 18:11:09  
my friend teah and i were walking around hershey park.
this guy walked up to us and said...
"hey ladies! i've been walkin around for a while, but i just can't seem to find hershey park."
we giggled and walked away. =)
Posted by my_name_is_evy on 2008-05-29 18:15:04  
hey i forgot my number can i have yours?
Posted by genna on 2008-06-30 00:19:50  
I was about nine when a boy said to me," girl, your name must be candy 'cause you look so sweet".
I blushed all day long, and I told all of my friends.
Posted by Wholesome1 on 2008-08-11 00:55:20  
YOU HAVE BEEN A BAD GIRL!

NOW GO TO MY ROOM....
Posted by Evetspordlaw on 2008-08-15 04:21:32  
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list
Posted by EdwardNorton on 2008-11-23 21:01:28  
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Posted by EdwardNorton on 2008-11-23 21:02:01  
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me

Excuse me, is this algebra U+I=69?

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good

Ok I'm done .. I have a million of em but I'm to tired to type. :~D
Posted by EdwardNorton on 2008-11-23 21:08:51  
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