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I feel like sharing some random information. I got in a fight with someone I care a lot about and it ended pretty badly. This happened 10 minutes ago so im still a little rattled. It wasnt pretty. Im hoping the whole thing will just blow over but even I know that if it miraculously does, the issues are going to arise at a later possibly worse time. I need to get my mind off of it.
I just watched The Departed. Now that is a great movie. Did Leonardo DiCaprio get an award for his role in that movie because he was amazing. Ive never been a huge fan of his but he really played the emotions of his character well. Theres this once scene when hes really stressed out and extremely high strung but his character keeps his feelings inside. The woman that he likes strokes his hair and he is trying to relax but you can see everything that he is thinking about on his face. Its brilliant. He didnt leave a trace of Leonardo in that movie, he was 100% William. If you havent seen it yet, watch it.
Another random fact, ive never had my heart broken. Many will say this is a good thing. I just find it odd because when people ask how many times ive been in love, I think I can honestly say none. Nada. Zip. Never. A lot of the time one of the major problems in my relationships are that the other person feels a lot more love towards me then I do to them. Or at least they show/say it more. I find it extremely difficult to become emotionally attatched to people. On the other hand, people find it easy to get emotionally attatched to me. Aquaintances tell me secrets and inner feelings. People in my life tell me things. They tell me everything. Whether it be a best friend or a person whom i have only known for a few hours, they open up to me. This may be all well and good until the other person rightly expects me to open up to them. I cant. Of course I do tell really close friends/people whom I deeply care about things from my inner self, i can talk about my past, I can even share some secrets but I can never quite gain the same emotional security from others that they gain from me. I must have trust issues or something. Luckily only a few close relationships have been destroyed because of this, some for the better. So ive come to the conclusion that ive never had my heart broken because my relationships with others are not equal in the amount of emotional involvement.
SInce im on a roll here ill drop another random fact. This one can lighten the mood a little. One night I was staying over at a friends after a late night out. We were feeling pretty wired and we knew about a party that was happening hosted by this guy, Mike. None of us knew him particularly well but we all knew him well enough to know he was pure trash. I mean picture the stereotypical horny annoying character that just wants to waste his life away multiplied by 10 and you get Mike. He treats women with such disrespect it is unbelievable. Noone likes him accept for his dick friends and the girls he all dates at the same time telling each one how special they are to him and how he wouldnt want anyone else. We didnt plan on going to the party as we knew what to expect. Just because we werent going didnt mean we couldnt have fun though. My friend dialed his number and tossed me her phone. I panicked a little but luckily there were a couple rings to figure out what to say. My friend mouthed the words "female services" to me. I heard a sudden click and a muffled " 'ello" accompanied by some music in the background. I put on my best Europian accent and said "Hey there sexy, this is Svetlana. Could I interest you in some female services?" Immediately his voice perked up. He asked me to hold on and ordered me not to go anywhere. I heard him ask his friends if they wanted some female services followed by the predicted answer of "fuck yeah". Mike returned to his phone and flirted with me for a while. I know we're a little old for prank calls but this was so worth it. I tried to make it as realistic as possible reminding him that I would need to see some ID and asking him how many girls...or guys I should bring. He ordered 8 ladies and promised me "the best orgy i'd ever had". I got his address and assured him we would be there in less than hour or he could have a complimetary blowjob. As soon as I hung up I couldnt even hold the phone I was laughing so hard. His excitement was way too overboard. We never showed up at his party obviously. In fact I bet hes still waiting for that free blowjob. He got what he deserved, I just wish I could have seen his face once he realized Svetlana and her girls werent gonna show up.
I like how each paragraph is longer than the next. Except for this one. But we wont count it.
What I hear:
Kick it--> Peaches + Iggy Pop |
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Posted by smileforthecamera on 2008-04-05 23:39:04 | Rating: | Views: 160
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Haha. Smile that was a classic one with the escort service your european accent must have been brilliant . I'm sure that guy must still be waiting(haha). I can't stop giggling. Hope the fight thing blows over. Hey i saw the departed, a brilliant movie and i would recommend it. The acting was brilliant. I'm not sure but i think leonardo did get an oscar. Maybe someone knows,but i'll find out. This is your movie reviewer nature saying cheers smiles (HaHa)
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Posted by natureboy
on 2008-04-06 12:57:00
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Just a short note smiles! Just found out that leonardo didn't get an oscar(he should of) The film got oscars for best picture and director. Just thought i'd let you know. Cheers for now!!
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Posted by natureboy
on 2008-04-06 13:11:01
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Thanks nature :] And you are absolutely right, it is a fantastic movie. Best picture and director is pretty good. Did you know that Brad Pitt was one of the producers?
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Posted by smileforthecamera
on 2008-04-06 13:13:01
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Hey i didn't know that! Very interesting. Thanks for that. Can't wait to see who else saw this brilliant movie. (I'm still giggling about the escort prank,absolutely classic)Haha . Have a great sunday friend!
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Posted by natureboy
on 2008-04-06 13:44:51
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[Holds up his 80s boombox over his head.]
What I am hearing:
"I Don't Wanna Be In Love"
by Good Charlotte
"Love Song" by Sara Bareilles
"Complicated" by Avril Levigne
"What Is Love?" by Haddaway
"Do You Think You're Better Off Alone"
by Alice Deejay
[Puts his arms down, puts his sunglasses on, turns and walks away.]
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Posted by brainstormer
on 2008-04-06 16:35:01
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Nature: Haha im glad you liked the prank. In retrospect, I feel a little bad but im sure it didnt affect him too much.
Brainstormer: These songs all correlate lyrically. They did leave me a little confused though. Maybe I wasnt supposed to get it. Its good to see you stopping by again :] See you around. [Pulls her head back inside the window and hopes the rock he threw didnt crack the glass]
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Posted by smileforthecamera
on 2008-04-06 20:06:34
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I just watched departed last night.
I like the bit where will takes the cop hostage in the elavator nd the black guy runs down the stairs. Then the guy shoots will at the bottom, then the black guy, then he says we need to stick together now and the cop shoots him. HAHAHA that was soo funny HAHAHA.
As for your friend/relationship/trust/secrets/love issue, I don't think you are doing too bad. You just haven't found that special "one".
I'm talking bollocks LOL I don't know what I'm talking about :P If it works for you then it's all good :)
And the prank call??
Someone rang me at a party once with a very similar outcome......Not Funny :P
Love ya
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Posted by eeerm
on 2008-04-07 05:07:45
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Erica: Phew! Im glad to know that Im not the only one that keeps things to myself. I have no problem with the trust "issue", its the people in my life that have the problem with it. Im glad you can appreciate the prank :]
Eeerm: Way to ruin the ending lol. It was good though. Im not sure about the whole finding the special "one" thought, who knows though. It could happen. Haha talking "bollocks", I love your UK slang. Ok but darlin' im sure your prankers had cruel intentions, we just wanted to give Mike a taste of his own medicine. He was probably too wasted to even remember. xxx
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Posted by smileforthecamera
on 2008-04-07 18:23:38
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LOL Sorry for all that have not seen that fiml :P
Hey if you go mormon, you might find those special 5 LOL HAHAHAHA LOL
Why is talking bollocks funny???
xxxx
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Posted by eeerm
on 2008-04-08 16:03:33
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LMAO! That's hilarious!
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Posted by Frankly
on 2008-04-15 12:33:06
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Eeerm: Hahahaahahah I wont be going mormom anytime soon. Guess i'll just have to hold out a little longer lmao.
Frankly: Assuming that you are referring to the phone call, thanks! :]
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Posted by smileforthecamera
on 2008-04-15 17:46:41
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Hehe aah well good things come to those who wait :D
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Posted by eeerm
on 2008-04-16 14:36:36
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