Ever been talking to someone and they tell you something so off the wall that you wonder what they were thinking in passing on the information? I had such an event happen to me just yesterday morning. One of the parents in the daycare came in and said "I have something to tell you."
Well then spit it out, I'm thinking. This is how it went down...
K...I had a dream about you last night. (Now this is usually a good thing, I mean who repeats nightmares they have about other people? So she has my attention).
me..Wow! Really, hope it was a good one.
K...Actually it was really bad. (Yikes now this can not be good)
me..Uh Oh..So tell me. (Big smile)
K...Well it isn't true or anything. (No duh!!)
me..Okay.
K...I dreamed you were in bed with one of our friends having sex. (Hmmm so I'm thinking at this point..tell me more. Is he hot? Was it good? Were we loud? Was it worth it? At your house? my house? his house? What position were we in when you walked in? Yumm...that does not sound like a nightmare to me)
me...Wow!
K...And the bad part was you had stolen all of my grandmother's antique furniture and I got angry. (Hmmm...go back to the sex scene..I'm not done with that part yet)
K...I mean I know you would never steal anything..(notice she did not say..she knew I'd never do her friend...OH and I wouldn't ...honest...wait...was he hot?)
K...So I was trying to figure out what to say to you, because I knew I couldn't let you keep M anymore. (Hmmm wait a minute..back to the guy..was he hot? LOL!)
me..Wow! that was some dream.
K...Yea, I know. I was so happy to wake up and realize it was just a dream. (wait you didn't tell me how the guy and I ended up..the friend?)
me..Yea I know, I hate when I dream like that and it is so realistic. Well, no worry..I won't steal your grandmas' antiques. Big smile. (no mention of whether I might do her friend...ha!!)
So folks (and Sunshine), I am joking. I am MARRIED, so the only guys I do DO are in my dreams (oh and daydreams), oh and we are not going there..Nope!
Have a terrific Thursday. Be blessed and be a blessing. Oh and don't tell people about your crazy dreams about them. That falls under the category of things better left unsaid. Take care of you!!
peace :) shemelts
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