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 I Can't Believe You Told Me That...
Ever been talking to someone and they tell you something so off the wall that you wonder what they were thinking in passing on the information? I had such an event happen to me just yesterday morning. One of the parents in the daycare came in and said "I have something to tell you."
Well then spit it out, I'm thinking. This is how it went down...

K...I had a dream about you last night. (Now this is usually a good thing, I mean who repeats nightmares they have about other people? So she has my attention).

me..Wow! Really, hope it was a good one.

K...Actually it was really bad. (Yikes now this can not be good)

me..Uh Oh..So tell me. (Big smile)

K...Well it isn't true or anything. (No duh!!)

me..Okay.

K...I dreamed you were in bed with one of our friends having sex. (Hmmm so I'm thinking at this point..tell me more. Is he hot? Was it good? Were we loud? Was it worth it? At your house? my house? his house? What position were we in when you walked in?  Yumm...that does not sound like a nightmare to me)

me...Wow!

K...And the bad part was you had stolen all of my grandmother's antique furniture and I got angry. (Hmmm...go back to the sex scene..I'm not done with that part yet)

K...I mean I know you would never steal anything..(notice she did not say..she knew I'd never do her friend...OH and I wouldn't ...honest...wait...was he hot?)

K...So I was trying to figure out what to say to you, because I knew I couldn't let you keep M anymore. (Hmmm wait a minute..back to the guy..was he hot? LOL!)

me..Wow! that was some dream.

K...Yea, I know. I was so happy to wake up and realize it was just a dream. (wait you didn't tell me how the guy and I ended up..the friend?)

me..Yea I know,  I hate when I dream like that and it is so realistic. Well, no worry..I won't steal your grandmas' antiques. Big smile. (no mention of whether I might do her friend...ha!!)

So folks (and Sunshine), I am joking. I am MARRIED, so the only guys I do DO are in my dreams (oh and daydreams), oh and we are not going there..Nope!

Have a terrific Thursday. Be blessed and be a blessing. Oh and don't tell people about your crazy dreams about them. That falls under the category of things better left unsaid. Take care of you!!

peace :) shemelts



    Posted by shemelts on 2009-11-05 08:11:46 | Rating: | Views: 188
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HAHAHA!!

So what guy were you picturing in your head for this dreamed up sex scene...care to share that? Hmm, now I'm imagining....

Just kidding, but we could play the game my girlfriend and I always play called "Do Him or Not Do Him". It's simple, when you're together and you see a guy that looks good or the name of someone comes up, or you see a picture of a celebrity, you ask your friend or she asks you, "Do him or not do him. Your answers would indicate whether or not you thought the person was worthy of your attention. It's a fun drinking game!!
Posted by  missingchristopher  on 2009-11-05 08:29:30 
  
MC...Actually my husband and I played that game at the airport, whilst waiting to pick up our daughter. I learned I am not as picky as he is. LOL!!!

I'll never tell who I was thinking of. That falls under the category of things better left unsaid also. :O

peace :) shemelts
Posted by  shemelts  on 2009-11-05 08:32:59 
  
Oh, how funny!
Posted by  brlracincwgrl  on 2009-11-05 08:43:00 
  
Ashley...I thought so too. :) Got to love dreams.

peace :) shemelts
Posted by  shemelts  on 2009-11-05 08:45:20 
  
Thanks for sharing.......
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2009-11-05 10:07:52 
  
Monica...your welcome..You seem a little blah. Hope things are okay with you.

peace :) shemelts
Posted by  shemelts  on 2009-11-05 10:10:01 
  
not so much blah just trying to figure out who I am...
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2009-11-05 10:33:00 
  
Monica ...Okie dokie then..carry on. :)

peace :) shemelts
Posted by  shemelts  on 2009-11-05 11:13:05 
  
I hate when people skimp on the good sex part of the dream and focus on the bad. So what I wrecked the car... was the guy I was humping hot??

Glad it was just a dream - ya klepto :O)
Posted by  Whitters  on 2009-11-05 11:08:32 
  
Whit...Yea for real..like where is the ...You were all like, and he was all like..and gosh it was hotttttt. Man, can't believe you were that lucky and in THAT position, did not know you could twist like that. Ha!!

Yep, hiding all my treasures as we speak..where do you live at now?? LOL!!

peace :) shemelts
Posted by  shemelts  on 2009-11-05 11:17:00 
  
too cool a little naughty - Puck
Posted by  puck  on 2009-11-05 12:15:36 
  
puck..yes indeed I do have a naughty side..lucky R.J. huh? :)

peace :) shemelts
Posted by  shemelts  on 2009-11-05 12:17:32 
  
Dreaming is always more pleasant than having. I don't have to deal with any of those issues. I don't have dreams that I remember.
Posted by  GeorgesBlog  on 2009-11-05 12:34:52 
  
George...Sad that you don't remember your dreams..they can be fun. Mine are vivid and mostly enjoyable. I have an occasional nightmare, but usually it is great to dream. Thanks for dropping in. :)

peace :) shemelts
Posted by  shemelts  on 2009-11-05 12:40:42 
  
Here is a trick that may help you remember your dreams more often (although not all the time)...

As you are lying down, getting ready to go night night, relax and clear your mind. Then jus start thinking about dreaming and remind yourself over and over that you will remember your dreams. You may just start remembering more and more of them.

I am not an expert, but I usually have vivd, colorful, lucid dreams. I had my husband do the above exercise, and it works for him. He doesn't always remember, but he does remember more than he used to.
Posted by  GlassHouses  on 2009-11-05 22:34:27 
  
Haha I love Hot dreams Dammit when we have to awake LOL!.
Posted by  Crimson_Read  on 2009-11-05 16:55:49 
  
Sara...Yes indeed!

peace :) shemelts
Posted by  shemelts  on 2009-11-05 16:57:04 
  
I have to learn that one - some things better left unsaid. :D I am constantly prying my feet out of my mouth.. but - heh.. all for steamy dreams! :)) xx
Posted by  lolav  on 2009-11-05 18:20:09 
  
LolaV...Clearly one of the best tricks ever. Think it, don't speak it. :) Thanks for dropping in sweetie.

peace :) shemelts
Posted by  shemelts  on 2009-11-06 07:36:22 
  
So the point, if dreams have a point, of this dream was that you were having sex with a friend in an antique bed you stole from this woman's grandmother?
Who do you hang out with, Fellini?
Posted by  whiteknight  on 2009-11-06 07:32:12 
  
whiteknight..I have missed you. Yea apparently, she was not angry about the sex with her friend, but she was furious that I would take those antiques. LOL!!

peace :) shemelts
Posted by  shemelts  on 2009-11-06 07:37:25 
  
left unsaid, but still in my head. Will ponder the big question, "Was he Hot?"
Posted by  stonehead  on 2009-11-06 15:24:14 
  
Stoney...Yep, was the big question. Somehow after the word sex, she lost me on the rest of the dream. LOL!!

peace :) shemelts
Posted by  shemelts  on 2009-11-07 10:49:07 
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