Wow, I really shouldn't have gone out last night! I got shitfaced wasted, a combo my friends & I like to call, "schwasted."
And I was late to work today.
I woke up this morning face down in a box of chicken mcnuggets, courtesy of McDonalds 3 am. It was a fun night though, I got to see my cousin out, who I loveeeeeeee to death. We always party hardy. But anyway, I ended up crashing at my friend Meg's apartment and was awoken by some guy trying to get in the bed w/ Meg, and trying to kick me out! I was like a rag doll (a drunk rag doll) just rolled on out of bed, but fortunately Meg loves me and put me back in bed and went out to the living room with her male companion :) I was knocking over bar stools, being my usual loud and obnoxious self.

I dont even know what time I got in, but I do know that I AM MISERABLE RIGHT NOW! I look like complete SHIT @ work right now. I look like I was rode hard, and put up wet haha. 

I was inthe bathroom earlier, and I heard someone start talking about me! Now we all hate that. But anyway, i'm recognizable by my fabulous shoe collection, and apparently, whoever this hooch was talking to informed her I was in there, because she saw my shoes and said, "Shanna did you hear that?" I said, "Yep, sure did!"

I marched my happy ass back to my desk and sent her an email saying, "Is there something you want to discuss with me personally, rather than with someone in the bathroom?" Here is the email I get back:

We haven't been able to really even get to know each other since I've been back. You were moved to DRE as soon as I came back, but I want you to know that it still matters to me how you're feeling. I just want you to know that someone is thinking about you.

You're a lot like me in you don't really want people to know what's going on in your personal life....but my door is open if you need to vent to someone.

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!
~Dr. Seuss

What the fuck? Thats your excuse for talking about me? Yeah I look hungover today. Who fucking cares, what business is it of yours! Keep my name out of your mouth! Bleh. That email makes no sense. Shes trying to kiss my ass now. Thing is she used to be my supervisor before I switched departments. It felt kind of good to call her out and then have her send me some bullshit email with a fucking Dr. Suess quote in it!


Also, Alan called me last night and started in on me, and I really didnt have time for it. Just because i'm not going to be with you at any given point in time does not mean i'm fucking everything that has a dick, Alan. No trust in me whatsoever, and i've never EVER cheated, not when we were in a relationship. We aren't even in one now and I still don't sleep with anyone else! I get too damn drunk to go home with strangers these days haha. Alright, thats it, i'm out.