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Do the Atkins Diet, the aerobics class as well
if you want to be fit and healthy, then put yourself through Hell
cut out the carbohydrates, the sugary, fatty food
the biscuits, crisps and chocolate, like you know you should
get out the lycra pants and the sparkly leotard
squeeze yourself into them, pretending its not hard
leave the car at home and, jog to work instead
you'll soon be fit and healthy; Either that or dead!
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Posted by scotslad60 on 2007-10-13 09:11:16 | Rating: | Views: 177
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I love this. I have tried to diet. I don't last very long though. i like too much of the good stuff(or is that bad stuff). great words.xxxxx
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Posted by bubblydi
on 2007-10-13 10:30:29
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I never diet.
I eat only when I am hungry.
Works for me.
You are funny.
Never give up my sugar....Never!
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Posted by DifficultSoul
on 2007-10-13 11:51:46
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Oh, I love this poem. This definentally reminds me of my mom. Seems like every week she's trying to go on a new diet and my dad says, "Celena, everytime you go on a diet you gain weight." He's right, she does!!!
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Posted by rockergirl520
on 2007-10-13 20:32:45
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Eat to live or live to eat, Di?
Doesn't really matter either way as long as YOU are happy and healthy with YOU, right?
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2007-10-14 09:44:40
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Hi John. I was Made in Scotland but married and settled in pennsylvania. There are quite a few Scots and irish here too.
Agreed diets are a multi billion dollar industry, hence their existence. Much better to be happy with yourself.
Thanks for the comment.
Namaste
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2007-10-14 09:47:04
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TY DS. I also only usually eat when I am hungry and it works for me too. I'm afraid Im the kind of person the dieters hate as it takes me ages to pout weight on, but I like to think that I am motivation and inspiration for them? lol
Namaste
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2007-10-14 09:49:24
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Your poor mom Rocker. Seems like your Dad is using reverse psychology to help her too? Maybe? lol
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2007-10-14 09:50:29
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Great post, I wish my friend would listen everytime I tell her that.
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Posted by Amalgamation
on 2007-10-14 10:11:22
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grrrrr, detest the word 'diet' ..lol, sorry, dont believe in them, eat what you want, when you want - in moderation
[probably like Di, bad things mostly, hehe]
but, seriously? diets dont work, just watch what you eat. [but love this verse]
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Posted by kentlass
on 2007-10-14 12:59:57
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hahahahaahahahaaaa... that was a good post :D
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Posted by Traveler
on 2007-10-15 00:03:08
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Very Funny!
Diet's don't work, healthy eating and exercising sufficiently to burn off what you have put down your neck is the only way........ sadly!!
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Posted by musicgirl650
on 2007-10-15 13:15:51
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Awesome poem. Good laugh for even those stuck in an easy miracle diet.
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Posted by SubTomato
on 2007-10-15 13:35:33
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Enjoyed the poem, made me giggle. thanks
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Posted by bede
on 2007-10-15 14:14:33
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I have been looking over your blog entries and I am glad your poems and thoughts are here.
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Posted by bede
on 2007-10-15 14:19:43
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