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Lightbulb jokes
I collect lightbulb jokes, as in "how many X does it take to change a lightbulb?". Best I've got so far are civil servants and communists... Anyone got any for me?
Posted by
rose22
on 2008-05-26 16:46:47
Survey Answers
Quote from 'Red Dwarth' "how many androids does it take to change a light bulb? 5 coz they're so stupid!"
I didn't say it was funny but I love 'Red dwarth'
:)sorry
Posted by
yadokta
on
2008-05-26 19:50:08
Okay, here goes. 'how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?'
answer,(2)but no one knows how they got in there.
Posted by
circe
on
2008-05-27 11:03:34
cool! Loved Red Dwarf when it was last on - think it's now being repeated on "Dave" TV in the UK...
In return, here's the communists one...
How many Communists does it take to change a lightbulb?
You cannot CHANGE the system comrade, you have to smash it!
Posted by
rose22
on
2008-05-27 11:45:07
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