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An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here, "she cried," one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ,Do Not Disturb,!"

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Posted by rolloverlaughing on 2009-07-17 22:44:23 | Rating:

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I'll tell that one to David from Manchester who runs a stall selling English food etc.

Posted by geoffreyalan on 2009-07-18 02:43:30

There were three women standing at the steps of the stairway to heaven (one thousand steps in all). Also there was an angel who had to guide them on there last journey. He say's to them all, I have to tell you a Joke on each step of the way; you will go one by one, and if you laugh you will not go any further but will descend into hell. Now who wants to go first? I will, say's the red head. She makes it to step one hundred and then bursts out laughing. I am so sorry, the angel say's you must now descend to hell where the devil will entertain you and you can laugh as much as you like. Who wants to go next, I will, say´s the the brunette. ok, lets go. Remember heaven is a serious place and God does not like laughter. You can smile there, but you will not be allowed to tell or hear jokes there. Well the brunette makes It to step 450 and laughs out loud. You will be much better off in hell say's the angel. Two down and only one blonde to go. Are you ready asks the angel, yes, say's the blonde. Do you understand the rules , yes I understand. Ok lets go. On the 999 hundredth step the angel say's now., only one step to go and one more joke to tell; at that very moment the blonde burst out laughing! O no I have not told you the joke why do you laugh now he asks. I think I have just got the first joke!!!

Posted by geoffreyalan on 2009-07-18 03:10:06