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Do you Know Me??
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A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I,ve known you since you were a young boy. And......Read More
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Posted on: 2009-08-09 22:21:41 |
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elderly joke
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Installing a Carpet
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he`d lost his cigarettes.
In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.
``No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,`` he said to himself. He proceeded......Read More
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Posted on: 2009-08-03 22:47:37 |
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animal jokes
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Don`t be on this flight
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This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the......Read More
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Posted on: 2009-07-21 01:43:50 |
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Training the Blonde
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An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was......Read More
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Posted on: 2009-07-17 22:44:23 |
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aviation joke
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Daily Jokes
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Applying for job in the CIA
Three guys are applying for job with the CIA. They got all the way to the final test.
So the first guy walks into the director's office and sits down. The director reaches in his desk and pulls out a pistol. Lays it on his desk in front of the guy.......Read More
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Posted on: 2009-07-14 20:29:42 |
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Military jokes
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