Some Things That Drive Me Absolutely Nuts:

- Drivers who refuse to dim their brights.
- George W. Bush
- T.V. shows that portray Christians as whacked-out kooks.
- T.V. shows that [sometimes subtlely, sometimes screamingly obvious] portray homosexuality as 'normal,' 'fun,' and [even] 'preferable' over heterosexuality.
- T.V. shows that portray anyone who doesn't agree with & support the homosexual agenda as whacked-out kooks.
- The Free Speech/Moral Values-Double-Standard implicit in so many levels of  American Popular Culture; i.e., 'Hate Crimes Legislation' to 'protect' the 'rights' of certain social groups; while many of those same social groups are most often some of the most vocal in working to persecute, marginalize, & ostracize those not sharing and promoting their same values and morals...  
- So-called "NeoConservative" politics & politicians working insidiously and tirelessly to shred your every civil right & every Constitutional ideal & priniciple this country was founded upon; in order to usher in, eventually & inevitably, a One World Government that will monitor, dictate, & control your every move.
- So-called "Enlightened" "Progressive" "Realist" "Intellectuals" & Other Naysayers who poo-poo any such 'wild poppycock conspiracy theories' and insist that could never happen; who, in their self-rightous & enlightened 'world view,' cannot see the forest for the trees.    
- "Progressive" "Revisionist" Historians bent on undoing and undermining any & all great qualities, attributes, gifts, ideals, values, or vision this country's Founders may have ever possessed.  (Wonderful for our children, to all be 'educated' --beginning in about first grade -- on how all of American history has just been one big sham & hoax!)
-  That, despite so much evidence, inconsistencies, scientific data, and question to the contrary, the vast majority of American's continue to believe the Boogy Man Story of 9/11 -- that Asama BinLaden & his 12 or so henchmen single-handedly out-witted & circumvented all the vast resources and technologies of the most advanced international security system in the world -- ala~ Mission Impossible! -- and in one fell swoop nearly brought the mightiest nation on Earth to its knees... All by themselves!  (Yes people actually believe that...!
Incredible!!!)
- The fact that, as much as I despise it & rant and rail against it, I am as much a slave to the International Banking System & dark cabal of financiers as the vast majority of other working middle class Americans. 
- That -- the reality is -- in George Bush's America, there's no such thing as a 'middle class,' anymore. We're all slaves. (Always have been actually; it's just becoming more & more obvious every day now.)
- Speaking of reality: The vast majority of Americans are either a) too stupid, b) too stupified, c) too brainwashed, or d) too 'Progressive,' too 'Intelligent,' or too preoccupied, to notice (or believe): [This really drives me nuts!] The world is being controlled by a vast global network of financiers, bankers, corrupt businessmen & politicians, & occultic groups -- all of which are behind every major historical event and circumstance in this country since 1779.  Moreover, this sinister cabal is actually secondary to an even more powerful and omnipresent socio-political entity; they are puppets on strings pulled by this even more sinister, powerful, (and sometimes quite overt) group: That particular ethnic & social class having a common Middle Eastern ancestry, against which to speak is the highest taboo in American Culture & Media; considered an offense even more extreme than not supporting the homosexual agenda. To even suggest their conspiratorial & diabolic grip on world power is considered sacrrelidge. They are the Eternal Victims.  They are the People we Must Not Call By Name, lest we be villified and ostracized ourselves. 
(They are rarely - if ever! - portrayed on T.V. as whacked-out, dangerous religious kooks!)

And THAT drives me ABSOLUTLELY nuts!!!

So there's but a few of Yooperdude's all-time worst goat-getters'.
But as my Uncle Snuffy would say, I'm positive 'dere are prolly a lot more 'tings ta add to da list. I's just havin' a brain fart right now. It's late & I gotta go bait my piles early in da mornin.'  But check back later, eh?  I'll keep you's posted!