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everyone makes fun of me but I really love my leaf blower
Not only do I use it to blow leaves,
I clean my walkway, driveway, front porch, and deck
its such a feeling of accomplishment
there is just nothing like it
one day I discovered it was the ideal device to clean my car
I open all 4 doors, remove the mats
don my protective goggles
have to, its a must
I tore my cornea once while doing this,
and learned my lesson
another story
The adrenalin starts to kick in as soon as I plug in my clean sweep weapon
I take my aim
and fire!
THERE SHE BLOWS!
it is so much fun!!!
unbelievable!
I never take it for granted
each and every time I use it
the thrill is just as powerful as the last
everything goes flying
things you did not even know you had
I blow the mats, I blow under the seats, the side doors, the center cup holders
the trunk,
everything!
outside and in
money and business cards and gum wrappers, pens and paper
rain down from the sky
then I blow the garage
but you really should do the garage first
then close the garage doors and then do the car
another story
Once, while blowing my front porch, I suddenly had an idea,
what if I opened the door and blew the dust in the hallway,
outside?
That worked so well,
I began
tentatively at first,
then confidently
going from room to room.
I blew under the couch, wush, whoof,
who knew there was so much stuff under there?
where did it all come from?
behind the curtains, whoof, wush
amazing,
I did the all the corners,
a miracle!
I headed upstairs
blowing the stairs was literally a blast
then I hit all the bedrooms,
whoof, wush, wow!
I couldn't believe how many things I found?
talk about instant gratification!
I was like a little kid with a new toy as I headed back downstairs
OMG!
if it seems to good to be true
it usually is
there was a little flaw in my new discovery
by the time I made it back to the first floor,
to my horror
my entire house was caked in a thick coat of dust from one end to another.
Talk about stirring things up,
by the time all the dust settled I had gray hair
and quite a mess on my hands
I never did that again.
note to self
stay out of the house when using the leaf blower
oh well
so I blew that one
you live and learn
but it still works wonders on your car!
try it!
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Posted by roe on 2008-05-06 22:35:35 | Rating: | Views: 117
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