| sometimes you find yourself in a sticky situation |
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you occasionally find yourself in a sticky situation
when you find your glue gun and the right size stick
and you simply can not stop
after only gluing one item
you have to find all the broken down things in your house
that were staring in your face
on those days when you couldn't find the glue gun
or the right glue stick
another story
I swear
I have at least 4 of those tacky weapons
in the house
somewhere?
and I always find glue sticks when
I'm searching for something else!
Oh well
but once you have the gun loaded
and the glue is oozing
you are in business
consequently
you begin looking for all the other projects
It's exasperating
standing
when the heat is on
armed and ready
in the middle of the kitchen
looking for a target
pointing my hot little gun in every direction
until I find my prey
and
more often than not
it's usually a coat hook,
those things are always falling off
yet
when the gun is loaded and ready to go
I can never find the stupid hook
not to be deterred
I desperately search the house from top to bottom
dripping glue on the counter
trying to find a good reason not to unplug my sticky friend
and if I cant find anything that needs to be stuck
I am one disappointed lady
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