Took a shower, washed my hair, had a horrible headache, extremely tired, was going to go to bed before 11:15 for the first time since I don’t remember when!
Brushed my teeth and then
Received a text…"I knew you couldn’t do it!"
At first I thought someone actually knew what time I was crawling into bed?
But how in the world would this person know…???
Then it dawned on me
I knew exactly
what said person was referring to in my late night text…
the very last thing I did before I turned off the lights
unplugged the computer and headed upstairs
WAS THE ONE WORD
questionnaire!
and
like a fool
I FINALLY figured out
one word must have meant
one word ANSWER!
PEOPLE
Im working on this very area
so
I tip toed down the back stairs
snuck into my office
and fired up the old computer
because
I wanted to ask for
A Do over!
Please!
Who is the head of this thing?
Please
give me another chance
I did not understand the rules, I read other peoples answers and no one( at least the ones I read) wrote just one answer ….so thats why I had no idea whoever named this thing… called it
one word???
To prove I was capable
I just had to do it again
give it another go!
so I changed my answers to one word, but left the old ones
and did this elaborate thing with font colors and sizes and centering....
task completed I "rose" to the challenge
and was ready to close up shop
And at that very moment before hitting submit
after refreshing the security guards a few hundered times
so I could finally go back to bed
and believe you me, by this time
I certainly was not feeling refreshed
just the opposite
I hit that thing and
nothing
did you hear me people
nothing!
I was told the page was not responding
everything was frozen
I looked at the hour glass with glazed over eyes
in total disbelief
for what seemed like an eternity
that hour glass wouldnt budge
I tried to
will it
away
Of course I did not have a copy
jeeze I was only planning to add one word!
so instead of writing it somewhere else for safety sake
I just wrote it in the post, I was tired people!
My stubborn self could not admit defeat
"not responding "
yes, that is what it says
you may wonder just what part of
"not resonding "
I did not understand?
I tried to retrieve and revive it for an hour
"EVERYBODY STAND BACK
GIVE ME THE PADDLES!
SHOCK"
AGAIN,
"stand back...shock"
just like Grays Anatomy!
I kept doing
CPR
(copy paste resuscitation)
admittedly
I was in denial
not able to face facts
I wouldnt let it go, without a fight
even though I knew it was no longer a post
it was just a vegetable
brain dead
it would never amount to anything!
I did everything I could!
so folks
Fool that I am!
I thought,
So OK, here is the deal
I left my nice warm bed
to do this stupid thing and now, I lost it!
And
Have nothing to show for my time
As if I should be proud of the fact that this is what I chose to do with my time
instead of getting much needed sleep!
Not!
Some people just never learn
I am now doing this over in word and I am so mad at myself
I could spit!
Of course
some of my answers will have to change!
time took its toll on my one word answers
example,
I am not wearing the same thing…
But I am going to do it, never say die!
My explaination however
is longer than an epic novel
But that is beside the point
I answered all those silly questions in one word
even though Buck said men only needed 3 words, tonight I used one and I have to prove it
my head is pounding and I’m really over tired and I am just fit to be tied
to my bed
over my stupidly and poor choices
I have a knack for wasting time
I ought to be tarred and feathered!
With my own pillow
Oh
Digress
No rest!
Tomorrow
I will be a mess!
And I have no one to blame but myself
So let that be a lesson to me!
Answering these questions seem so …....? words escape me.
I can not even think of a word
I am so …..........?
Can’t think of a word for that one either!
Seriously
My daughter just came downstairs
her room is right above my office,
must have heard me beating my head against the wall and yelling at the hour glass
and I woke her up
she just told me to go to bed
How sad is that!
Its downright
Pathetic!
Simply pathetic!
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and for what
trivial questions that no one cares about
so here goes nothing!
oh the underlined words will be my one word answers
I left my old answers in, the ones I wrote when I didnt know the rules and
anything else on this page
in red please ignore
just notes to myself
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Where is your cell / mobile phone?
right next to me
here
(I have no idea)
Your significant other?
working on taxes
working (earlier answer...one word though)
sleeping
Your hair?
is dirty, need to wash it
wet (I had washed it) earlier one word answer!)
dry
Your mother?
82 or 3 or maybe even 4 years old, she won't say... in Florida
Florida
Your father?
almost 87 years old, with Mother
florida
Your favorite thing?
My leaf blower
blower (earlier 1 word answer)
sleep
Your dream last night?
I could fly!
favorite
Your favorite drink?
squirt
squirt
Your dream/goal?
Write a few books
published
(to be normal)
What room are you in?
My office
office
Your hobby?
writing
writing
Your fear?
parents are getting older, not alot of time is left!
death
doing something as stupid as this again real soon
Where do you want to be in 6 years?
In a state of bliss
content
not in a mental ward
Where were you last night?
in my office
office
Something that you aren't?
Technical
Technical
sensible, practical, a thinking human being
Muffins?
bran…good to go!
bran
Wish list item?
Happy, healthy family
healthy
normal
Last thing you did?
Wrote an e mail
wrote
changed to
prayed
stayed up trying to retrieve a dead post
What are you wearing?
jeans, peach sweater
pj’s
TV?
hardly ever watch
Sometimes I listen to it
listen
Your pets
Max on my left, Molly on my right (tiny poodles)
poodles
Friends?
love them
Miss them
dont understand me
love
Your life?
crazy
Good crazy
pathetic
Your mood?
tired
disgusted
cranky
overtired
feeling stupid
Missing someone?
my brother
should have said brain cells!
Bob
Your car?
a Black Journey
black
Something you're not wearing?
socks
common sense?
underware
Your favorite store?
TJ Max
tjmax
Your favorite color?
to wear…pink or peach
pink
When is the last time you cried?
3 days ago
recently
now and a little later
and tomorrow
Where do you go to over and over?
logging in and out of thoughts
insane
thoughts
Five people who email me regularly?
my moms friend.... sends me things she forwards daily, millions of them
My husband...nothing romantic, all fyi type stuff
My dads friend ....sends me things he forwards, millions of them ...daily)
Myself ...I e mail myself so I won’t forget something???
Thoughts, administration, you have a
comment
Mary
Joe
Ed
Myself
thoughts
My favorite place to eat?
Anywhere outside
outside
Favorite place I'd like to be right now?
in bed...sleeping
sleeping!
Four people I think will do this?
I’m still not sure what this is?
So I’m not sure who would do it
I wouldnt know what to ask?
And why is this called one word?
Did I do this wrong?
Is it over? Is this the end?
Circe
Nicole
Sam
Kate
I am a lunitic
do not text me ever again please
like I heard on the news tonight
give it up for lent!
and let me sleep!
thats another story!
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