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my new LEASH on life
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I bought the dogs a new leash and harness
and
just returned from taking them for a walk
It was so much more manageable than our last little stroll
Another story
actually my next one
I was able to manage shit so much better this time
All because of this new invention that a guy was giving away at the park Called the scoopeeze
scoopeeze.com
I attached my leashes to the handle of this device
and I was better able to handle the shit that came my way
it was lightweight and comfortable,
I felt so carefree
Walking around and not worrying about holding on to all that shit
who needs that shit anyway
I'm so sick of taking shit from everyone
And picking up everyone else's shit
And always feeling like shit
I simply will not allow it
today
I told myself
I wasn’t going to walk around thinking of all sorts of shitty things
I was going to count my blessings
And only allow positive thoughts to enter my mind
so
I started small
and said
ok
thank you God for the sunny day
Thank you for the flowers
I wasn't having the best day….when I started out
I had a lot of shit on my mind actually
I was really searching for things
digging deep
then I continued
Thank you God for the new leashes
And viola
holy shit!
There was my metaphor
I have a new leash on life
I’m not going to carry my shit around
or anyone else's shit for that matter
Yep
from now on
I am really going to try
to to focus on my blessings
all the good shit in my life
when I returned with the dogs
my husband was home and I told him about my epiphany
and you know what he said?
"No shit?
"No shit!"
"yes dear ...this is my new leash on life"
Posted by roe on 2008-06-04 21:42:27 | Rating: | Views: 334