Yesterday I went for a mammography.
I've never dreaded this experience
like a lot of women,
don't get me wrong,
its not on my top ten list of fun activities
however
I can not compare it to going to the dentist either
It's just an inconvenience,
like having to go to the grocery store,
or fold and put away laundry.
or having the carpets cleaned
Its just one of those things that one has to do in order to be a responsible adult.
like eating spinach.
I do it, but Id rather have a milky way.
and that's another story
Yet its somehow unnatural to have little tags stuck on my girlfriends
to identify them in a line up of 2 a breast
it really looks ridiculous
especially when you forget to remove them
until bedtime
"oh hello girls
I know where you were today!
Feeling a little flat are you?
Hopefully you will bounce back again tomorrow"