You who?  Knock Knock, is anyone out there?  I'm not real sure how this works.  I'm just so excited that I found this free blog spot.  I'm jumping for joy, actually those are three of my 4 kids doing the jumping.  There had better not be a hidden "catch", somewhere, like an outrageous fee that will mount higher than my stack of unread magazines and mail which will relentlessly haunt me in cyberspace and successfully ruin my credit rating, not that my kids overdue library books and unreturned blockbuster movies haven't already accomplished. 

I have so many stories to tell and no audience. Not one member of my immediate family, which includes the kids, a husband, and parents, an Aunt Pat, and my brother, his wife and two kids...are in the least bit interested in hearing anything I have to say.  None of them,  with the possible exception of my brother Bill, even thinks I'm remotely funny. 

I, on the other hand, believe I might even be considered the next Erma Bombeck or Loretta LaRoche.  I call myself a humorist, unfortunately...I am the only one doing the calling.  But that's another story!  Tootles, Rose, your good bud!