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oh what a crazy experience I had working part time at a bridal salon
this is another true story
I thought it would be the perfect place to work around happy people
big
big mistake
brides and their mothers and sisters
not to mention their girlfriends can be downright vicious
and bitchie
another story
anyway
my first customer was a guy picking up his sisters dress
Pen in hand
I asked him for his name
he said
"Mr."
yeah
ok
I looked up
then
politely said
"Mr. What?"
he repeated
Mister
ok
wait a minute
lets start over
May I have your name?
Yes Miss, Mister
hum
Mr what?
Mister
you mean to tell me your name is
Mister?
you are Mr. Mister?
yes, that's what I have been trying to tell you Miss.
my name is
Mr Mister
ok
what can I do for you mister
well miss
I'm here
to pick up a dress for my sister
you are here to pick up a dress for your sister?
Is her name Miss Mister?
Yes
Is there a Mrs. Mister?
Yeah, would you like to meet her?
she is over there talking to my brother
dont tell me, there is another
Mr. Mister?
yeah
we both have the same sister
did you see them over there?
where? I think I missed miss and mrs mister!
oh
There is my sister, Miss Mister, and my mother Mrs. Mister and my brother Mr. Mister
he is the one who just kissed her
kissed who?
your mom, mrs mister
no my sister miss mister
she has been out of town
and we all missed her
Is your Dad alive
where is he?
Oh he stayed home
why
did your dad, mr mister have a blister?
oh miss, you just crack me up!
Just then my boss came over and said,
there is a customer over there
will you please assist her?
this conversation really took place
for those who do not believe me
Margies Bridals on 95th street in Oak Lawn
mr and mrs mister of Hickory Hills
announce the engagement of thier daughter
miss sissy mister
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Posted by roe on 2008-05-15 23:34:37 | Rating: | Views: 175
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