Hat hair
The dreaded condition
Here is the predicament ladies and gentlemen
Before one positions anything on top of one’s head
You had better be absolutely sure
Without a question of a doubt
That this idea is not just some crazy whim
Or last second decision
Once you wear a hat
You can never go back
It’s a commitment of major proportions
Not to be taken lightly
Unless
You are prepared
to redo
Your hair do
We wear hats and caps for various reasons
Take baseball cap for example
Most of them are chosen
Strictly
Because of dirty or unruly hair
we are not fooling anyone here
Or in some cases
Wet hair is responsible for the idea
another popular choice
might be
a way of providing protective shade for your face
although
Lets be truthful
the majority of the time
when a cap is chosen
it has absolutely nothing to do to with being a fan
of a particular team
or a supporter of some worthwhile cause
or
even
possessing a fear of skin cancer or future wrinkles
Lets face it
You are simply having a bad hair day
Now
We women
encounter an entirely different scenario
When we decide
Of our own free will
To add a hat to our ensemble
To make some sort of fashion statement
warning
Be carefeul ladies
If you are gutsy enough to make this move
And risk
Snide comments
You have to be willing
to keep
the lid on
So to speak
For the entire time you are out and about
And for those aliens living on another planet
You may wonder
why
this is the case
The answer
of course
is
simply
hat hair
Whenever you watch a movies
or
tv show
and
notice a women wearing a hat in one scene
then taking it off shortly there after
You must know
a hair dresser on set
was
Summoned to do a quick touch up before moving on
Marlo Thomas
used to have this cute little montage
at the opening of her popular tv show
Years ago
Of her walking about town in various outfits
Toward the end of the clip
They show her wearing a hat
dum de dum dum!
the second she takes that wide brimmed hat off her head
She messes up her hair!
before we have a chance to notice the damage
she instantly
places her arms and hands right on the top of her head
And she strikes that pose
Just so you wouldn’t notice
how messed up her gorgous brunette locks were
as soon as that matching hat was removed
and
Remember when Mary Tyler Moore famously
tossed her hat into the air
In her opening sequence
She was probably sick and tired
of wearing it
And then
Forced to have her hair redone
for each and every take
Well ladies and gentlemen
That’s my take
on the matter
And I’m sticking to it
Just like I would do
if I decided to wear a hat today!
head bands
And bathing caps
are
as you all know by now
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