Max is back, the poor puppy looks like Queen Victoria

forced to wear a wide plastic collar

that prevents her from licking her wounds...

poor puppy,
 we all need to lick our wounds from time to time

  I'm so glad they don't make humans wear one of those uncomfortable contractions

Max has to have his staples removed in about ten days

and it will be 2 weeks before he can take that nasty collar off

and hang out with Molly and I like the old days

the problem is,

 since he can't reach the scar with his tongue,

he is itching it with his legs

and its not looking pretty,

 I might have to go back to the Boone docs again today

..that's another story

It cost a fortune to get a penny out of max

one of Joe's friends suggested we buy another dog

instead of paying to get a cent out of this one

apparently this guy is not a dog person

everyone asks me

where in the world did Max get the penny

and how the heck did he eat it

?????????????????

well, do they really expect me to answer that?

I have no idea???

its not like theres never been a coin on the ground

 if he ate a beta tape

maybe I'd understand the curiosity

apparently he came across a penny

and unlike adults

he must have decided it was worth picking up and eating it

maybe he was sick of his dog food and was looking for some change

Molly finally stopped puking pink

I have 20 laundry baskets
filled to the brim
 with unfolded formally white turned puke pink back to white towels

to prove it was not my imagination

and a to do list a mile long

I can see the list

I just can't reach it from where I'm sitting

my puppies are so dependant on me,

I hate the responsibly

it brings me back to the days when my kids could not do a single thing for themselves

I do not look fondly back on those days

I couldn't wait till they all could brush their teeth

wipe, zip, shower and change in and out of their own clothes

now I have 2 sick puppies, one with energy and one not

both on special diets and a few different medications

to be given at specific times before during and after
 their 4 small meals instead of their normal 2
and tons of poop to pick up
I do not think I could ever teach them to pick up their own poop

Both Max and Molly are refusing to drink any water

and the special food they gave me
 stinks

and I have to actually touch it

 and feed Max with my fingers

cause he can't get his head in the bowl

with that big collar around his neck

Max is not allowed
to run,
 jump
or climb stairs

that's just great

that's all they ever did all day long

yesterday my Internet did not work

and I did not get a thing accomplished around the house

because of the dogs

and I couldn't even check my blogs

I hooked my computer to my phone line today so I could get on the Internet

but when the cable guy calls to tell me what time he is coming to fix my cable connection

 he will get a busy signal

?????????????????????

I have Max on my right and Molly on my left

and as long as I pet them every few minutes,

they will just lay here and let me type

but I can't move around

it causes too much commotion

I used to move around all day long,

I never ever sat

these dogs are making me fat

I don't get my exercise anymore

my time is spent on dogs and blogs..

a dog blog equation

dogs plus blogs equal blubber

blubber blogs

Help, I'm trapped in a doggy blog

and that's another story