time to lighten up
a little laughter is in order
all true stories
lets call them a
rosie view
back in time

How about the time my son was waiting in the garage to be picked up for a birthday party
and while he was standing there,
I opened the garage door and it (the garage door)
 picked him up instead of my friend
and he never let go of the present

or when he lost a tooth in the middle of the night
and we couldn't find it
for a long time
until he complained of an ear ache
guess where the tooth was?
if you said
his ear
you're right
but it was his left


and another one about my son
once when I was changing his diaper
I noticed he had bright green poop
and I frantically called the doctor to inform him
after thanking me for sharing that information
the doc asked if I had given my little boy blue food
blue food!
I sure didn't
why would I give my baby blue food
I cant even think of any food the color blue?
turns out,
poor Joe gave him a blue popcycle